Meme time

I'm feeling lazy today so here is a meme stolen from the good WIGSF:

***************FOODOLOGY***************
1. What is your salad dressing of choice?
I'm a big fan of Ceasar, but still not sure why the hell it's called that.

2. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
Probably Jak's

3. What food could you eat for 2 weeks straight and not get sick of it?
I do eat a lot of chicken and rice, but if so inclined I'd dine on sushi every night.

4. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
Peperroni, mushrooms, extra cheese.

5. What do you like to put on your toast?
Strawberry jam

***************TECHNOLOGY***************
1. How many televisions are in your house?
I don't own a house

2. What colour cell phone do you have?
Black, cause that's critical to talking to someone.

*****************BIOLOGY******************
1. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right handed mostly, but it depends on activity. Most of which I won't post about here.

2. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Other than wisdom teeth I once sold my soul to the devil for a date with Alyssa Milano when I was 12. Bastard never ponied up.

3. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A girl off the dance floor.

4. Have you ever been knocked unconscious or fainted
I've been knocked unconscious a few times due to various reasons, most of which involve alcohol.

************BULLCRAPOLOGY**************
1. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
You know that would be kind of cool. I'd make the last week of my life one huge party in Vegas.

2. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Cornhulio

3. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
For that kind of money I'd drink it naked while running through a mosque.

************DUMBOLOGY******************
1. How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
One.

2. Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
Had an interesting encounter with one last week, but nothing became of it. He just kept staring at me in a parking lot when I pulled into a space. The cop just kept staring till I finally knocked on his window and asked if everything was ok. This seem to catch him off guard.

3. Last person you hugged?
Eli
**************FAVORITOLOGY****************
1. Season?
Fall

2. Holiday?
All Saints Day

3. Day of the week?
Saturday

4. Month?
March
***********CURRENTOLOGY*****************
1. Missing someone?
Yes

2. Mood?
Mellow

3. What are you listening to?
Neil Young

4. Watching?
My weight

5. Worrying about?
My skills at Jenga
***************RANDOMOLOGY*****************
1. First place you went this morning?
Work

2. What’s the last movie you saw?
The Fisher King

3. Do you smile often?
Only when I'm drunk
********************QUESTIONS******************
1. Do you always answer your phone?
Yeah I do. Well not always. There are times when I poop and stuff.

2. You love…?
Dark beer

3. If you could change your eye color what would it be?
Silver

4. What flavour do you add to your drink at Sonic?
Never been to Sonic

5. Do you own a digital camera?
Yes I do

6. Favorite Christmas song?
Eric Cartmen's version of O Holy Night

7. What’s on your wish list for your birthday?
Anne Hathaway

8. Can you do push ups?
I can

9. Does the future make you more nervous or excited?
As long as it doesn't involve jail I'm excited.

10. Ever been in a car wreck?
I have.

11. Do you have an accent?
I knew a Canadian who claimed I have an accent, so yeah I guess.

12. What is the last song to make you cry?
Every time I hear Bryan Adams I weep.

13. Plans tonight?
Gym, dinner, movie, sleep. I lead a very exciting life.

14. Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
Nope. I've always had shelter.

15. Name 3 things you bought yesterday
I didn't purchase a single item.

16. Name 3 things from the bailout
Uhh. You're screwed. You're screwed. You're even screwier.

17. Have you ever been given roses?
I have.

18. Current hate right now?
The media's fascination with Octomom.

19. Met someone who changed your life?
Many

20. How did you bring in the New Year?
With alcohol

21. Name three people who might complete this?
Can't think of a single one.

22. What were you doing 12 AM last night?
I was peeing. You needed to know that.

23. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
I need more sleep, oral.

"Unsalted butter. Sometimes, in between two pieces of bread, I’ll put a buttered slice of untoasted bread. I call that the bread sandwich. Or I’ll switch it around with a slice of toast in between to untoasted slices to make a toast sandwich. If I have to, strawberry jam. But not good strawberry jam; the cheap stuff. The kind of jam that is more sugar than fruit. You know the stuff, it’s basically just spreadable red." - WIGSF