I was at the gym yesterday lifting weights in some vein attempt to try and build muscle. I got done with a difficult set and placed the weights down for my few second break. I looked up and on the elliptical trainer in front of me was some hot girl dressed in an outfit that might as well had 'I'm sooooo proud of my ass' written on it. She had a small shirt accompanying it which left little to the imagination.
The girl then stopped her workout and stepped off the machine. I could not see her face during her training so I was curious if she was as pretty as she thinks she is. After wiping her brow of perspiration she turned around and revealed a face that showed she couldn't have been older then 16.
Here I was checking out jail bait ass and being none the wiser. I should just stop looking at women all together (yeah go ahead and laugh). I am 31 after all and am ever closer to reaching 'dirty old man' status. It's strange being in your 30s and having to constantly remind yourself of the thin line between healthy thoughts and perversion.
"Imagination, the supreme delight of the immortal and the immature, should be limited. In order to enjoy life, we should not enjoy it too much." - Vladimir Nabokov