Mar 3, 2009

So...how you doing?

Poor Meghan McCain. After her dad's failed bid for the Presidency the beer heiress is having difficulty finding a soul mate. Her dating life has gone sour since, cause the men she chooses to woo her can't stop talking about politics. One even suggested she dress more like her mom, which is creepy as all hell.

Upset about her fame and guys bragging that they took her out, Meghan has taken a break from dating, cause nothing turns her off more than discussing politics. Fearful that she'll attract nothing more than fans of her father and other assorted nonsense she claims she's been spending a lot of time with friends.

A particular staff member at Erik's Ramblings had a little thing for Meghan. Believing that they share common interests, such as blogging, politics, and the sweet nectar of the gods that is beer, he was under the delusion that he had a chance with this uber hot writer. Sadly the author of this blog cannot keep his over opinionated mouth shut about government, so it seems they're not a match made in blogger heaven. He's now running around in the parking lot with bottle of Jack wearing nothing but tighty whities and shouting something about how the Illuminati has implanted a tracking device in his scrotum. Paramedics have been called.

"Once I went out with a guy who said the food I had ordered was a “maverick choice” and proceeded to tell me, “Wow, straight talking must run in the family.” It’s like someone taking Lisa Marie Presley out on a date and singing “Hound Dog” in the middle of dinner." - Meghan McCain

Looking for Mr. Far Right

8 comments:

Scott said...

A 'maverick' dinner choice. That is great. I might date her just to get to say that once.

whatigotsofar said...

Wait a minute, I thought she was lesbic.

Claire said...

Bwahahaha. Good gosh you make me laugh.

Cxx

Pablo G said...

.... I am seriously considering breaking the 180 lbs rule... no, I can't, I could never stand listening to Limbaugh in post coito...

JLee said...

hahah...what a bunch of idiots. I love her quote. Are you trying to set her up with Jiggaman??

Anonymous said...

Uh... wait a sec. Did she just liken John McCain to Elvis Presley?!?

Miss Ash said...

She's perfect for your friend :P

Big Ben said...

She's pretty hot (for a republican).