Aug 9, 2007

Wiwille receives suedo porn.

For the life of me I will never figure out why some of the strangest incidents happen to me at the gym. Between naked shavers, nude singing old men, random boobage, and whiny teenagers I seem to see it all where I work out. Oh and there's more. Type in 'gym' in the search field of this blog and see what I'm talking about.

While it is entertaining for sure I'm a simple guy and like my workouts to be productive. I go there, hit the elliptical trainer, lift some weights, shower, then go home. You would think that's all there really is to getting some exercise at a fitness facility, but no not the one I attend.

I finished my workout and found a cover of a Playboy magazine featuring the 'Girls Next Door', Hef's infamous girlfriends, on my windshield. Nothing else. There were no articles or other pictures (not that I would look at them anyways...yeah). Just one page and that being the cover.

I'm totally stumped as to who would possibly do this. Is someone teasing me? Is this some strange promotion by Playboy enterprises? Are the employees on the staff telling me I need to work out more to possibly even consider sleeping with girls who look like that? Is it as random as I think it is?

I wish I could get to the bottom of this, but there were few clues as to who would grant me a Playboy magazine cover on my car.

"The major civilizing force in the world is not religion, it is sex." - Hugh Hefner

6 comments:

whatigotsofar said...

It was me. I'm the porn fairy. I fly from town to town, leaving a trail of porn mags behind me. Enjoy!

Scott said...

It could have been worse. You could have received a cover of Eunych's Quarterly.

mungsprout said...

Dont worry, Im sure they will make their move on you soon in some dark corner of the locker room mwa ha ha ha

Big Ben said...

All I get our ads for Chinese food restaurants, consider yourself lucky!

Miss Ash said...

Your gym sounds exciting. All we have at mine is this old man (like 80) who has a chemist bag and rolls around on the mats and then leaves...weird.

Mattbear said...

The first sign of Karma for the porn-covered truck.