Oct 14, 2008

I find your lack of faith disturbing

A few weeks ago Corey and I were hanging out at my place. I put in 'The Force Unleashed' in my Xbox 360 and told him to have fun. He played the fist level, which starts you as Darth Vader whooping all sorts of ass on Wookies. Basically you walk around all Vader like with force powers that allow you to pick up almost anything and throw it into oblivion.

Corey was having fun levitating Wookies and tossing them into trees, rocks, off cliffs, and sometimes into other furry creatures. Knocking down trees, pushing stones, and hacking up everything in his path seemed like a delight to him. He sat there as I explained my nerdgasom when I first played it and paused for a bit. He turned to look at me and said it's probably a good thing we don't have force powers.

Now that I think about it I wonder what kind of Jedi/Sith I would be. I mean I'd like to think that I would end poverty, cure cancer, and end the career of most politicians. Basically I'd be all nice and help people with all my force goodness.

Power corrupts though. There's the part of me that knows if I'm stuck in traffic all cars would spontaneously move over to the shoulder. If someone was wearing baggy pants that showed boxers the waistline would magically lift and tighten to a point where it would leave marks in their skin. If some jackass tires to convince me that Palin is a good VP candidate, well that's a choking.

I wonder if Scarlett has a weak mind? Oh the things I would.....

Yeah I'd be so evil. They'd call me Darth Wiwille.

"Your own need to be shines out of any dream or creation you imagine." - James Earl Jones

6 comments:

Scott said...

I would be badass with the Force!

whatigotsofar said...

If I had the force, I would be one humongous fatass. I would be at the donut shop saying "You don't need to charge for that donut. You want to give me a free donut."

Mattbear said...

Must. Play. This. Game.

Wow. For once, I find myself agreeing with WIGSF. I would abuse and abuse Force powers.

JLee said...

Darth Wiwille, I like how you would use your powers for pulling up baggy pants. That would be aweseome.

Kelli said...

You know how they all have those codpieces to emphasize their manhood? Well I noticed the larger the piece the more power they had. What size would your codpiece be?? He he he ... that's a totally loaded question.

Miss Ash said...

Absolute power would be fabulous ;)