Oct 20, 2008

Seattle women gasp in horror.

In my morning news browsing I found a lot of information regarding the election. Mostly uninteresting tales of Palin on SNL and Colin Powell's endorsement of Obama. Many other things have been happening across the globe, but I find it my duty to post about news that really matters to you. The story being about coffee and breasts size.

According to a new study in Sweden scientists claim that women who drink a lot of coffee experience shrinkage in their bosom. This news may come as a shock to the coffee capitol of the world. In good news though the same amount of consumption can reduce the risk of breast cancer. So what'll it be ladies? Do big boobs or lowering the chances of disease matter more? Assuming that cancer wasn't even a variable would you give up your beloved beverage for the sake of filling your push up bra?

The real question is why don't I see a reduction in my moobs?

"Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid." - Dave Barry

Study: Cups of java cut cup size

9 comments:

Mattbear said...

As evidence that these Swedes are mildly retarded, I present my wife, who drinks a whole lotta coffee but hasn't had breasts that could be described as "small" since...well...ever.

whatigotsofar said...

I am against anything that shrinks the size of a woman's breasts.

Scott said...

hahaha Moobs...

Kelli said...

I personally drink enough coffee to make a full size elephant have the shakes ... and well, my boobs are huge and always have been. So, I'm gonna have to disagree with the study.

Miss Ash said...

I don't drink too much coffee and it shows ;)

Big Ben said...

I'm glad my wife drinks Tea. I would like to be the research scientist that measures the boobs!

Man Breasts said...

Man boobs come from an increase in estrogen. Things like beer and soy. So if you see a vegan eating tofu drinking a beer run the other way. He may have Jaba The Hut sized Moobs.

Princess Kitten said...

It hasn't had any affect on mine and I drink a SHIT-TON of coffee... But then again, a large portion of my twins were purchased...Hmmm. I wonder when I get them upgraded if I can have them filled WITH coffee instead of saline?? I digres... I know a lot of women with huge boobs who drink coffee.. and no I won't introduce any of them

JLee said...

That's funny. I just heard that drinking beer (Hops) can make breasts bigger. So drink beer, not coffee ladies! lol