Aug 29, 2011

It's not right.

My sister in-law, who's all of twelve years old, stayed with us this weekend. She arrived wearing an Ed Hardy t-shirt, to which I quickly gave her some gentle ribbing. I felt compelled to remind her that anyone over the age of 16 who wears that attire is a douche of the highest order and I keep telling her she's not allowed to marry someone who wears them.

She then announced that she's a big fan of Jersey Shore. Out of curiosity I switched the channel to MTV and find a bunch of juiced up guidos screaming at each other for reasons I'm unclear about. Silicone women were crying about the muscle clad men who clearly have yet to exit the closet. The episode mercifully was over and I vowed never to give that show any more of my brain.

My sister in-law then announced she's going as Snooki for Halloween. My spleen then erupted....

"I don’t go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. I feel like he did that intentionally for us, like McCain would never put a 10% tax on tanning, because he is pale and he would probably wanna be tanned." - Snooki

2 comments:

wigsf3 said...

How does one dress as Snooki for Hallowe'en? Gain 30 pounds and wear whorish clothing 6 sizes too small.

Wait a sec... You say your SIL is 12?

You know, sometimes I think those Islamic fundamentalists have the right idea.

Miss Ash said...

Okay, I'll admit I watch the show, it's like a trainwreck and it's totally mindless and I don't have to think when I watch it! I also enjoy Documentaries and shows that won't kill brain cells so no judging! LOL