Jun 3, 2008

Another dream girl for Wiwille

Alec IM'd me on Saturday night asking if I was watching the fights. I quickly tuned into CBS's broadcast of EliteXC fights, which for those who are unfamiliar is a MMA competition, much like the UFC. I was killing time before I was to go get some beers with Corey so I stayed tuned to the 'junior league' of mixed martial arts competition.

The announcers then turn their attention to the upcoming female fighters. They introduce Gina Carano, the 'female face of martial arts'. Oh what a face is it.

I sat in front of the TV watching the pre-fight interviews and realized that I must marry this woman. She's beautiful and she can fight. That's just hot. I mean uber sexy. Then again I imagine if we got into any argument she would want to solve them in the ring. I better train more if I am to be her husband. Or I could stop being so pathetic as to pine over women I'll never meet even though I know they'll never be able to resist someone as sexy as myself. And why I say sexy I mean turning nuns away from their faith kind of sexy.

Apparently she's also on that American Gladiators show, a program I have no interest in watching, until now that is.

"By raising awareness of something even greater, that just happens to come out of female competitors." - Gina Carano

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

As Justin and I told, we already got dibs, so HANDS OFF our girlfriend!!

Anonymous said...

ahem.. told YOU I meant.. Man this no coffee thing is good for my english

Miss Ash said...

Wiwille stalking women since 1952.

Anonymous said...

I don't know, man. The Scarlett thing I get, the Alyssa thing I really get, but this one. Nope. You gotta figure, a couple more matches and she'll have a broken nose, maybe a cauliflowered ear. Then she won't be pretty no more. But hey, who am I to judge? Especially when she can kick my sorry ass any day of the week.

Mattbear said...

Heh...she is a fine lookin woman. And it looks like she can sure kick some ass.

My policy on fighting has always been you have to fight my wife first, cause if you can't beat her I don't want to waste my time with you (plus, she can kick a lot of ass). I think if you landed Ms. Carano there, she'd probably turn that policy around so anybody who wanted to scrap had to fight YOU first.

Mang said...

HAHA nice one matt, This chick is so hot. Might have to find the back issue of Maxim she was in.

Grace said...

Have you researched to make sure she isn't already hooked up? I don't know how you'd handle two heartbreaks in such a short time.

JLee said...

lol Miss Ash!
I think it's awesome when a woman can kick ass. Why? Because I can too! haha

AccountDeleted said...

My best wishes to you and your future Nacha Libre...