You're going to hate reading this

It's happened. Yes folks just when we thought it the era of celebrity sex tapes were over with, when you believed that people would have learned their lesson from Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, and Kim Kardashian another star has crossed from legitimate acting to amateur porn star. That person being is Vern Troyer.

I'll give you a minute to let that sink in.

Yes Mini-Me had a home made video 'stolen' from him, which includes footage of him and his girlfriend being intimate. Apparently some distributor believes that people are interested in viewing this and has the film available for sale. I think the only reason anyone would view this is to cure morning wood.

The girl involved must really be into his intellect.

I am deeply disturbed by this. If Star Jones comes out with a sex tape I believe violence must ensue. I mean the kind of action that would everyone responsible. Her, the man involved, her parents, his parents, her second grade teacher, hell no one would be safe from my wrath. I would consider it a public service, cause I'm a giver. The jury would consider it justifiable.

And still nothing from Scarlette or Anne, sigh.

The only mind bleach I could think of for this is Alize, who I haven't posted about in a while. You're welcome:



"There's nobody else that can double me - except for a doll." - Verne Troyer

Verne Troyer Sues TMZ