Jul 2, 2008

Celebrity news you can use

InTouch magazine, known for it's high brow Pulitzer material, has rated the best celebrity breasts. Yes today I forsake bringing you information regarding the current election, free trade agreements, and nuclear disarmament to post about good boobs, cause after all I'm a giver.

The magazine that's known for it's hard hitting journalism has rated the following celebrities in order with the best pair of mammories:

1. Jessica Simpson
2. Tyra Banks
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Carmen Electra
5. Lindsay Lohan
6. Katherine Heigl
7. Audrina Patridge
8. Jennifer Aniston
9. Megan Fox
10. Beyonce Knowles

Jessica Simpson? Hmm. Granted I'm sure they're a great pair, but how would I know? I've only seen two of these ladies assets. I mean where the integrity? Where's the research? More importantly where's the evidence? What would Horatio Alger do?

Since InTouch is very concerned about keeping it's reputation I feel that this list is useless without pictures of said breasts so the readers can decide for themselves on this important issue. Oh it's also useless without Anne Hathaway and Alyssa Milano, but that's another matter.

Wiwille, bringing you important world news.

"She's got double-Ds! You can't cover those suckers up." - Joe Simpson

Jessica Simpson has the ‘Best Breasts’ in tinseltown


Mizzle said...

As they say, 'Post pics or it didnt happen'...without those it's a fail...

SareBeth said...

Awe, your girlfriend only made #3.

Yea, Jessica Simpson.. huh? I think Tyra should probably be #1.

Anonymous said...

As I've always said, "The best boobs, are the ones I can lick whipped cream from."

Can I get an "Amen" brother?

Mattbear said...


JLee said...

Audrina Patridge?? Gimme a break! Are you disappointed Scarlett was not #1? ha

Miss Ash said...

Well JS does have a nice rack, that video makes me want to run to the gym right now!

Anonymous said...

I should so be on this list. Carmen would get my vote for #1. I would "go gay" for her.