Now a bureaucrat or politician suggesting self stimulation as opposed to engaging in traditional or Clintonesque sex is not something so out of the ordinary, but when stories like this stop being printed I suggest government officials offer visual aids to assist youngsters in their quest.
Then again the French have Alizee, so really boys shouldn't have a problem finding inspiration for lonely times. If they do, well they can read about this.
Happy Easter from the folks at Erik's Ramblings.
"My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper." - Amy Sedaris