Jun 12, 2007

I can clean.

I've been drinking a lot of water lately in an attempt to stay hydrated. Consequently I pee a lot. Not that urinating is such a bad thing, but it's time out of my day to stand in the work restroom and listen to men make foul noises in their stalls.

Guys have you ever stood at a toilet and saw the stain around the top of the water line only to then suddenly think your penis was a pressure washer and you tried to clean the filthy ring with the power of your pee? No you say? Liar.

Girls are so missing out.

"The foolish are like ripples on water, For whatsoever they do is quickly effaced; But the righteous are like carvings upon stone, For their smallest act is durable." - Horace


Alyssa said...


First of all, welcome to my world of pee.

Second, your doing the world a favor with your public restroom toilet pressure washer.

whatigotsofar said...

At urinals, I make it my mission to melt all the ice (shadier joints) or erode the urinal cake (nicer places).

The Technocrat said...

Sometimes when I have to hold it in for a long time, I measure the length of time before my pee stream comes to an end. I like to count in my head, "One Mississippi, Two Mississippi, Three........"

Miss Ash said...

I'm laughing soooo hard right now, men really do this??? For real??? My 2nd comment, is what kind of filthy place do you work at that has a ring around the toilet?

rawbean said...

Yay a water bottle picture!