I've been drinking a lot of water lately in an attempt to stay hydrated. Consequently I pee a lot. Not that urinating is such a bad thing, but it's time out of my day to stand in the work restroom and listen to men make foul noises in their stalls.
Guys have you ever stood at a toilet and saw the stain around the top of the water line only to then suddenly think your penis was a pressure washer and you tried to clean the filthy ring with the power of your pee? No you say? Liar.
Girls are so missing out.
"The foolish are like ripples on water, For whatsoever they do is quickly effaced; But the righteous are like carvings upon stone, For their smallest act is durable." - Horace