In a recent UK study of the blindingly obvious researchers have determined what we already know, women prefer chocolate to sex. A poll by Cadbury, makers of fine chocolate Easter eggs with strange textured sugar filling, has noted that over 50% of women would rather dine on sugary goodness than be violated by a man's genitalia.
I'm not sure why women can't just do both. There's a reason why I carry a Nestle bar with me wherever I go, cause if a girl is disappointed about my performance, which is likely, they can simply snack during our 30 second rendezvous. It's a win-win situation.
If I ever get married I'll just keep a chocolate fondue flowing on a night stand, cause I'm a giver.
"You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar." - George Carlin
Why Most Women Prefer Chocolate To Sex