In a recent UK study of the blindingly obvious researchers have determined what we already know, women prefer chocolate to sex. A poll by Cadbury, makers of fine chocolate Easter eggs with strange textured sugar filling, has noted that over 50% of women would rather dine on sugary goodness than be violated by a man's genitalia.I'm not sure why women can't just do both. There's a reason why I carry a Nestle bar with me wherever I go, cause if a girl is disappointed about my performance, which is likely, they can simply snack during our 30 second rendezvous. It's a win-win situation.
If I ever get married I'll just keep a chocolate fondue flowing on a night stand, cause I'm a giver.
"You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar." - George Carlin
Why Most Women Prefer Chocolate To Sex
6 comments:
Yeah, you go ahead with dipping your wang in some hot chocolate fondue.
That is why i always dip my member in chocolate sauce before the dance begins!
WIGSF: Not hot sauce, Nestle Quick (the one withthe Rabbit)
Yummmmmm chocolate
*I'm drooling A La Homer Simpson right now*
I'd go for both!
I'm with rawbean. I honestly feel sorry for these women who would rather have chocolate. Sounds like they need to find a man who knows what they are doing.
~Andrea
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