Jun 5, 2007

Packed with peanuts you really don't satisfy.

In a recent UK study of the blindingly obvious researchers have determined what we already know, women prefer chocolate to sex. A poll by Cadbury, makers of fine chocolate Easter eggs with strange textured sugar filling, has noted that over 50% of women would rather dine on sugary goodness than be violated by a man's genitalia.

I'm not sure why women can't just do both. There's a reason why I carry a Nestle bar with me wherever I go, cause if a girl is disappointed about my performance, which is likely, they can simply snack during our 30 second rendezvous. It's a win-win situation.

If I ever get married I'll just keep a chocolate fondue flowing on a night stand, cause I'm a giver.

"You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar." - George Carlin

Why Most Women Prefer Chocolate To Sex


whatigotsofar said...

Yeah, you go ahead with dipping your wang in some hot chocolate fondue.

Big Ben said...

That is why i always dip my member in chocolate sauce before the dance begins!

Big Ben said...

WIGSF: Not hot sauce, Nestle Quick (the one withthe Rabbit)

Miss Ash said...

Yummmmmm chocolate

*I'm drooling A La Homer Simpson right now*

rawbean said...

I'd go for both!

Anonymous said...

I'm with rawbean. I honestly feel sorry for these women who would rather have chocolate. Sounds like they need to find a man who knows what they are doing.