Jun 1, 2007

Global warming may be the least of our worries.

If you can steer your brain away from the Paris Hilton jail drama you may have noticed something that might capture your attention from the whore heiress. Upset by US deployments of a missile defense system, which violates a previous treaty, Russia has increased their nuclear arsenal to include weapons designed specifically to thwart any 'Star Wars' lite shields. Yes folks the arms race is back.

I was getting bored with all this terrorism and guerrilla warfare anyways. If Russia ever decides to launch I hope they hit Florida first. I'm sure Putin is smarter than that and he'll leave the dysfunctional state as the only one standing. The tyrannical Russian president will then give it to Castro to do with as he pleases. All the geriatrics will then finally leave the Old Country Buffet and take arms in revolt. It'll be an old person revolution and I for one welcome it.

Sure there's all that worry about the destruction of mankind and all, but think of all the greatness the cold war has brought us. Without the Soviets would we have ever witnessed the cinematic masterpiece that is Red Dawn?

Oh and sleep tight folks.

"If you live through the initial stage of fame and get past it, and remember that's not who you are. If you live past that, then you have a hope of maybe learning how to spell the word artist." -Patrick Swayze

Russia: Cold War arms race is starting again


whatigotsofar said...

China, Iran, Russia, North Korea; who's next? None of the above. Death from above is comin' baby. The Can-American War is comin'!
I can hear the battle cry already Blame Canada! Blame Canada!


Claire said...

And now I just have that song stuck in my head...


PaBLo G said...

"If Russia ever decides to launch I hope they hit Florida first" LMAO