Ugandan officials are pleading with it's female citizens to stop dialing 911 begging for sex. Yep apparently women there are so lonely and desperate for male companionship they feel if they aren't getting some the police should be able to provide such services. Operators of the emergency hotline are frustrated by the flooding of calls made by horny women and fear that someone in need of a real emergency will lack the appropriate response.It's stories like these that make me think I'm in the wrong business, for as a police office I would not only protect, but serve. After all who am I to judge what's a critical emergency or not?
"How do I stay so healthy and boyishly handsome? It's simple. I drink the blood of young runaways." - William Shatner
Lustful women jam emergency lines
4 comments:
This is the last you'll hear from me. I'm moving to Uganda. Cheerio!
whoa, if am women is so horny she calls 911, that would make for some wild sex!
Crap, think that would fly here in Canada LOL? It really is a dire emergency at this point :)
Nice visual pun using a TJ Hooker picture, there, man.
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