Some dirty hippie decided to make today the International Day of Peace as recognized by the ever so effective body we know as the United Nations. I guess I was supposed to dress in robes, burn incense, and listen to a 'Fish' album, but sadly I forgot what an important worldwide recognized day it is. I mean look around you. All combatants are laying down their weapons and sharing needle point tips with the enemy. It's a glorious day for non-conflict I tell you so after your acupuncture appointment I want you to kick off your sweatshop produced sandals and dance real stupid like to the funky rhythms of eastern music.
This really spoiled my plans to knock out the jackass at the gym who keeps singing Coldplay loudly, but alas I must do unto others today.
"Making peace, I have found, is much harder than making war." - Gerry Adams
Peace Day - September 21