Well folks the religion of peace strikes again (That joke will never stop being funny). The holy prophet has been blasphemed again, this time by a Swedish cartoonist who depicted him with the body of a kanine. Instead of embracing parody as paramount to free speech Abu Omar al-Baghdadi, Iraqi al-Qaida in Iraq leader, placed a bounty on his life in the sum of $100,000 plus another $50,000 if he gets 'slaughtered like a lamb'.
Not content to stop there Abu Omar -al Bagdadi (say that out loud without chuckling) offered another $50,000 to anyone who kills the editor in chief of the newspaper that published the offensive cartoon. He then went back to masturbating to 'Wild Kingdom'.
Lars Vilks, the cartoonist, is now in hiding fearing death.
While I try to embrace the idea of multi-culturalism sometimes I find it so friggin hard to do.
In other news it's rumored that Elisha Cuthbert has a sex tape that may be released soon. Oh Elisha why did you have to cheat on me? I mean seriously girl we had great times together and you promised me I was the only one, yet sadly you had to stray and my heart is tearing at the seams. It appears our love was not true and it pains me to end it this way. I'll always remember you even if you decided to make your infidelity public.
Eh...Scarlett was getting jealous anyways.
Like how I went from Islam politics to Elisha? You're welcome.
"I feel like I'm one of the Simpson's'." - Elisha Cuthbert
Muhammed cartoonist forced from home
Elisha Cuthbert sex tape?