Feb 28, 2008

To hell with the lottery

We've all had the conversation about what we would do with our lives if we won the lottery and money was no longer an issue. I had this conversation with my friends Corey and Quoc a while back. Both stated they would buy a huge house somewhere and live like a king. I stated that I wouldn't even bother owning a home. I would just live out of hotels as I travel from country to country. A nice life I would lead I think, but another man has won a contest that I think I may like better than cash.

That man was hailed as the nation's top beer fan and won a lifetime supply of beer and a chance to come up with his own recipe. Now imagine this. A lifetime supply of beer. Beer. Glorious never ending beer for ever and ever. Every day you can consume beer for free. Just imagine the possibilities of constant inebriation.

Then again there is the trouble that beer can get you into such as vomiting in public, urinating in public, streaking a church picnic, disorderly conduct, waking up without beer goggles and realizing you took home the ugly one, finding yourself in a different county without any idea of how you got there, etc.

Not that I've ever done those things. Nope. Moving on.

Cheers to you oh winner of free beer for life. May your liver be strong.

"Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world." - Jack Nicholson

Beer aficionado wins lifetime supply

7 comments:

Miss Ash said...

I'm jealous!!!

PS is your new roomate hot ;)

Wiwille said...

Miss Ash - Judge for yourself if he's hot or not: http://blogasur.blogspot.com/

whatigotsofar said...

you took home the ugly one

Dude, a hole is just a hole, until it is filled.

Foster Communications said...

Free beer for life? Talk about a sweet prize!

Anonymous said...

rum for life.. now that's what I'm talkin about! tehehe
- SW

Scott said...

Hope that the liver does hold out... otherwise, well what a waste.

Grace said...

I'm not a huge fan of beer, but maybe that's just because I'm a girl. Now a lifetime supply of cocktails... that would be sweet.