Feb 6, 2008

Wiwille pipes up, believes you should listen closely

Super Tuesday is over and the results are in. I know you want this post to be about Heath Ledger or some Brittney nonsense, but you're not getting any of that. Why? Cause I'm Wiwille that's why.

McCain is clearly the front runner on the Republican ticket, which is surprising considering everyone had him written off this time last year as a bat shit candidate who had financial issues and no chance of any contention. Now he's on track to hold the highest office in the land.

What's surprising to me is that Romney has not thrown in his magic underwear and dropped out even though he's losing by almost 500 delegates. That is dedication my friends.

The Democratic race is locked in an almost tie with Obama in a slim lead. Kind of cool considering that my state doesn't get to cast their primary ballot until Saturday and for once in my short voting career I may make a difference. Then again I may just join the lunactics and cast my ballot for Ron Paul, cause I believe the mental health challenged deserve some representation.

So to all you Washington State folks who read my blog, which are few, you finally get to have a voice in who comes out the nominee at least on the Democratic side. Cast your vote and do it wisely and with a sober heart. Or you can just go piss off and watch your reality television while you cry to your overpaid therapist that mommy and daddy didn't buy you parachute pants when you were young.

"The first pork-barrel bill that crosses my desk, I'm going to veto it and make the authors of those pork-barrel items famous all over America." - John McCain


Foster Communications said...

That is one dang scary photo.
Romney has magic underpants?

Big Ben said...

I really hope Americans don't vote republican again, but if they do I guess McCain is not that bad, better than the other two bible sucking freaks.

Grace said...

Please don't vote for Ron Paul... the guy freaks me out a little.

Andrew said...

So I take it you are taking part in one of the caucuses, because your primary vote doesn't count for shit:


Mattbear said...

Amusing that the day after you make this comment about Romney, he drops out.

(@foster communications: If you really didn't get the magic underwear joke, it's about Romney being Mormon. See here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_garment )

I will be in Portland during the caucus. Oh well.