Vote

Unless you live like Grizzly Adams you are fully aware of the fact that today is election day. If you haven't cast your ballot I implore you to do so. Hey you can get a free cup of Starbucks for doing so.

They should give away beer.

Anyways for those who care about which lobbyist endorsed candidate will rule their office at the whim of special interests I plead with you to head down to the polls and make your voice heard.

They should give free lap dances for voting.

So....if you're unclear about who you're going to vote for simply do some online research to see which politician fits your political persuasion. This can be done from the lowest of offices to the President. It's simple really. If you're still confused you can call me and I'll tell you how to vote...

...Hell I'll settle for a glance at nice boobs at the polls.....

....Back on track then. Voting is integral to the democratic process and we as a people can't afford to not get off our asses and take some time from watching reality television and abusing our children to go to the polling stations...

...could we at least get a shot of whiskey?....

Okay I'm getting a little distracted here. Do your civic duty and vote today. Your future depends on it. Even if it is for the wrong person (McCain) just head your lazy ass to the polls.

"Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost." - John Quincy Adams