May 13, 2011

Questions.

It's hard to write about Glenn Beck anymore as really no one takes him seriously anymore. Those few that do are really on the fringe and could be considered dangerous, if only to themselves. Still the intellectual midget amuses me to some degree, but sometimes he takes a surprising turn in his comedy and makes me wonder what goes on in the brain of the Tea Party mascot.

Recently he decided to take a shot at Meghan McCain for reasons that are unclear. The Senator's daughter posed seemingly naked, along with a bunch of stars you've forgotten exist, for a PSA concerning skin cancer. While her lady stuff was indeed covered, Beck found the idea of a naked McCain to be horrific. Instead of just voicing his displeasure at the thought of Meghan nude, he pretended to vomit on air for a full ten minutes, because people wouldn't have gotten the joke after, say sixty seconds.

Meghan responded to Beck's segment about her body in a fashion you would expect, but there was one line in her open letter I thought was rather funny:

"As a person who is known for his hot body, you must find it easy to judge the weight fluctuations of others, especially young women."

It was a good line, but I thought she could've crafted the entire letter with more skill. Let's try and take it from a man's point of view.

Mr Beck,

I understand you have no interest in seeing the woman pictured below without any clothes on. You actually believe seeing her naked would result in you losing your lunch and as such you want her to put on a burqa. This leads me to ponder that you're a raging homosexual who has a fetish for Polynesian teenage boys who sport bad goatees. Now I'm not saying you are one, but since you seem upset by the idea of a pretty woman scantily clad I have to bow to the only logical conclusion. Now again, I'm not saying you do like to have weekend getaways to Guam while you hold up in a hotel with men half your age, but I'm just asking questions. Prove to the public you don't masturbate to the volleyball scene in Top Gun this matter will be resolved. It's just that simple.
Respectfully,
Wiwille
"Put some extra clothes on. Like, lots of extra clothes...has she thought about a burqa, just to be extra safe?" - Glenn Beck

2 comments:

wigsf3 said...

Ugly naked ladies are still naked ladies.

Miss Ash said...

I love your letter! Hilarious!