Well men you've known you're basically not worth sleeping with, but were you aware that women prefer clothes to having sex with you? In a recent study women on average would gladly give up sex for up to two years to provide themselves with a new wardrobe. Yes the girls prefer textiles to your penis.
Just when you believed you were a sexual dynamo suddenly you've been replaced by garments. Actually looking at myself I'm not that surprised women would rather shop than sleep with me. Really boys look at your self and tell me you're not surprised that girls aren't head over heels concerning your hairy asses.
What activity would men prefer to sex? Beer? Cars? Sports? Video games? Nope, nope, nope, and a resounding nope.
"If men liked shopping, they'd call it research." - Cynthia Nelms
Love is ... a pair of really good jeans