Well men you've known you're basically not worth sleeping with, but were you aware that women prefer clothes to having sex with you? In a recent study women on average would gladly give up sex for up to two years to provide themselves with a new wardrobe. Yes the girls prefer textiles to your penis.Just when you believed you were a sexual dynamo suddenly you've been replaced by garments. Actually looking at myself I'm not that surprised women would rather shop than sleep with me. Really boys look at your self and tell me you're not surprised that girls aren't head over heels concerning your hairy asses.
What activity would men prefer to sex? Beer? Cars? Sports? Video games? Nope, nope, nope, and a resounding nope.
"If men liked shopping, they'd call it research." - Cynthia Nelms
Love is ... a pair of really good jeans
4 comments:
I've been saying this all along but now I have proof!
Clothes really ARE better than sex!
Ummm all I can see is, obviously the women that took this poll, have never had a really good multiple orgasm. I would wear ripped up jeans with grease stains and a faded def leppard t-shirt before I would give up sex for ANY amount of time. But, that's just me.
~ANDREA
After hearing of this study, I have begun manufacturing fashionable condoms. "Oh, you like that worn denim look. Hmmm..."
Pretty simple stuff, take some hip style clothing, find that fabric and cut it appropriately to fit the male undercarriage.
Dude. I can honestly say that I think that the selection of women included in this recent poll must have included a high percentage of those who also prefer feline company to that of a male, who are also big time investors in the rabbit.
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