Feb 9, 2007

This better not catch on.

A hosiery manufacturer will soon release a new line of panty hose for men. Due to what they claim is high demand from males the company will make their products with a convenient front opening as well as one for larger feet.

What's amazing about this article is the skepticism from men who already enjoy wearing panty hose and tights. Said one: "Why create pantyhose for men when women's tights are fine?"

I don't care if this becomes a raging fad all over the world, or even if it becomes law I will never wear women's tights and not just because I'm all man with big brass balls, but it simply doesn't seem practical nor..oh it's just wrong damnit. Masculinity is truly dying.

I sound like my father when he reacted to seeing my ear pierced.

Oh yeah the hosiery company is located in France. Insert your own joke here.

"After about 20 years of marriage, I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate." - Mel Gibson


Mattbear said...

Alright, that's the last straw. Time to invade France and Americanize them. Should only take about 10 of us or so to get those cheese-eating surrender monkeys to give up.

Claire said...

Love that Gibson quote (who knew there was such wisdom under all the crazy?). Am terrified at the thought of male pantyhose (or as we will no doubt call them, blokes tights).