What will they think up next?A company has decided to produce a sports bra that contains special pouches which you can drink out of. Yes your bra can double as a drink holder complete with hose. So when you're working out or want to sneak alcohol into a sporting event you don't have to worry about excess bottles, just pull the straw and enjoy the liquid refreshment from your bosom.
Now I'm a big fan of boobs and alchohol, but seriously girls do you really want to purchase something like this? I mean would you want your refreshments so close to your chest? I really don't want a liquid pouch in my crotch. Just sayin.
Also what if they pouch bursts and all of a sudden you have Zima soaking your shirt. May be a little tough to explain at the office, but then again this may come in handy on those long flights. Heck I may buy one.
"If I could be reincarnated as a fabric, I would come back as a 38 double-D bra." - Jesse Ventura
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6 comments:
My friend has a "flask" in his sandal, so odd. He actually used it too as the booze burned through the plastic and melted it. He had to show me as I didn't believe him.
I think these are interesting products...would I buy one, probably not as I am an adult after all and really, do I need to sneak booze into places?
I haven't read this post yet. Only the title. But already, I'm loving it.
Okay, I've read it. Gotta say, I'm a little disappointed. I guess they can't all be winners.
I wouldn't want one...what if you drained on side more than the other? Then you would be all lop-sided! NO GOOD.
Yummy. Sounds good to me. Only thing is, I'm already umm "gifted" in that area, I'd worry that it would be a little much first thing in the morning when I've just filled up. I'd have to chugg it all down quickly to get back to normal size.
It would get warm! !! I think it would feel like sucking down boob sweat. ick.
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