May 20, 2008

Flying penisky

Political discourse in Russia has reached a terrifying level. Not content with poisoning journalists or jailing the opposition it seems Putin and his supporters have a new tactic of shutting down it's critics. They're now unleashing flying genitalia.

I'll give you a moment to let that sink in.

Russian chess master Garry Kasparov has led the Other Russian movement, a collection of activists opposed to Putin's regime. Speaking at a conference his words were interrupted when a small helicopter penis came flying around the assembly. Kasparov seemed to take it in good humour though after an associate batted down the flying phallus.

Okay I know this is completely juvenile, but I find it really funny. I hope that someone drops a load of these (Zing!) at our parties' national conventions.



Okay after that's enough talk about penis. I need some Ann Hathaway now.



"I think we have to be thankful for the opposition's demonstration of the level of discourse we need to anticipate. Also, apparently most of their arguments are located beneath the belt." - Garry Kasparov

10 comments:

whatigotsofar said...

Off topic but I think it is something that would interest you very much. Okay, you probably already know this but just in case, it would be unfriendly of me not to mention this to you. In an upcoming Woody Allen film, Miss Scarlett has a girl-on-girl scene.

Now, when you're done drenching your keyboard in saliva (please let that only be saliva), you can read my thoughts on penises (or is it penii) falling from the sky. I wished I lived in a nation so free that one could drop penii from the sky.

Miss Ash said...

That was hilarious!! Clearly the man who knocked it down did not have a sense of humour :P

Claire said...

Hee. That's awesome.

Cxx

Cherry! said...

OMG!! That was hilarious! Flying cock!

Mizzle said...

I always russians were dicks...ha.

Okay, I am done with the bad puns. Kudos to the russian with the leap to swat it down.

Mizzle said...

Make that 'I always knew russians where dicks'...proofreading is my friend...

grace said...

Hehe, that's pretty funny. I wish I could understand his comments afterwards.

Foster Communications said...

he he he
what a dick!

JLee said...

haaha...too funny. You can tell the guy who swatted it didn't want to touch it. ha

Princess Kitten said...

How the HELL did they find my flying penis??!! Those BASTARDS!!!