The Tuesday primaries are over thankfully and it's clear that Hillary's stubborn refusal to drop out even though it's mathematically impossible for her to win is the result of a) she knows something we don't or b) she's gone completely batshit. I guess she cares less about having the nominee spend their time setting up a strategy for the general election. It's sad that Hillary can't put the needs of the party above her quest for power. If she could stop drinking the blood of children and realize public service is more important then her needs then....oh who am I kidding. She's a Presidential candidate so her and the rest of her ilk would stomp on puppies skulls if it meant a seat in the Oval Office.
If the Super delegates happen to abandon the will of the people and decide Hillary will be the nominee I predict an easy win for McCain in the general election. That's because I'm all savvy like about politics all the while making supermodels melt at that thought of looking in my eyes.
In other news I wrote about the douchebaggery that is John Fitzgerald Page a while back and his upcoming appearance on Dr Phil. I found the video on Gawker and immediately sent it to numerous female friends explaining that if they ever date someone like him that I would beat both of them senseless. All agreed that they wouldn't so thankfully violence will not ensue.
After watching the video I haven't decided who is the bigger jackass, him or Dr Phil. Actually the worst people of all is the women who sleep with them.
In keeping with the theme of this utterly random and useless post I just realized the other day that the nurse on Scrubs, who's smoking hot btw, was the other Becky on Roseanne. I'm not sure why I know that or why you would care, but I just thought I'd share.
I think I've had way too much coffee this morning.
"We worship an awesome God in the Blue States, and we don't like federal agents poking around our libraries in the Red States. We coach Little League in the Blue States and have gay friends in the Red States." - Obama