Longtime readers know full well my almost unhealthy obsession with a certain starlet. Yes I know I post about her a lot, enough so that I'm surprised I haven't been slapped with a restraining order. Still all the posts I've written about her have been flattering, but then again when I go back and read them I imagine you all think I'm some ugly freak who lives in his parents' basement and masturbates while he cries.
Well the flattery ends here as I heard the first track from Scarlett's new album 'Anywhere I Lay My Head', a collection of Tom Waits cover tunes. While I understand what she's trying to do here, it doesn't make the song less painful. I know Waits is not known for his vocals and really if you're looking for great singing modern music is not the source for it, but man this is terrible. As bad as it is though I probably should go buy it. I mean she's going to be my wife one day so it's only polite.
"One of the best things for a woman to hear is that she is sexy." - Scarlett Johansson