I have a coworker who's a devout follower of his faith. The man is getting married soon and he invited the entire team to celebrate his upcoming nuptials. The message he left for everyone was quite humorous.
"I am pleased to let you know about my impending marriage
The wedding reception will be located in Oak Harbor at 2:30 pm.
If you would like to attend let me know.
Attire is work casual, (please no tee’s and shorts)Unlike Andrea’s wedding, we will not be having any alcohol. Sorry Erik."
Geez. Get drunk and chase some guy out in the parking lot accusing him of witchcraft and everyone assumes you're a raging alcoholic.
Well onto music. Here's an obscure deleted scene from one of my favorite films. The song will be in your head for quite a while. Enjoy:
"I phoned my grandparents and my grandfather said 'We saw your movie.' 'Which one?' I said. He shouted 'Betty, what was the name of that movie I didn't like?" - Brad Pitt