Meme time.

I'm bored and stole this meme from WIGSF and Jlee.

1. What was the last thing you put in your mouth?
Water

2. Have you ever kissed anyone named Matthew?
Thankfully I can honestly say I haven't.

3. Where was your profile picture taken?
At a bowling alley.

4. Can you play Guitar Hero?
I think everyone can. How well one can play is a different question.

5. Name someone that made you laugh today.
Jessica.

6. How late did you stay up last night and why?
I can't recall how late I stayed up, but it was past my bedtime.

7. If you could move somewhere else, would you?
Probably.

8. Ever been kissed under fireworks?
Yep.

9. Which of your friends lives closest to you?
My roommate.

10. Do you believe ex’s can be friends?
Yeah. I'm friends with a few.

11. How do you feel about Dr Pepper?
I'm not much of a fan. I dated a girl who loved the soda so much I actually bought her Dr Pepper pajama pants. Seriously.

12. When was the last time you cried really hard?
About a couple months ago.

13. Where are you right now?
Work.

14. What bed did you sleep in last night?
Mine

15. What was the last thing someone bought for you?
A beer.

16. Who took your profile picture?
Andrea

17. Who was the last person you took a picture of?
Some co-workers.

18. Was yesterday better than today?
Nope. Today is a good day. Didn't have to bring my AK.

19. Can you live a day without TV?
I can.

20. Are you mad about anything?
Not right now, but that can change on a dime.

21. Are you upset about anything?
Why even write this question after having someone answer the last one? Seriously.

22. Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
I do. As long as I get to see boobies.

23. Are you a bad influence?
I was told I was on many occasions.

24. Night out or night in?
Night out.

25. What items could you not go without during the day?
Boxers.

26. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?
Jessica.

27. What does the last text message in your inbox say?
"Aw...thanks...well...I'm going to bed now too....so sweet dreams."

28. How do you feel about your life right now?
Needs more beer and boobies.

29. Do you hate anyone?
Hate's a strong word.

30. If we were to look in your facebook inbox, what would we find?
Emails I'll never let anyone read.

31. Say you were given a drug test right now, would you pass?
Assuming they don't test for alcohol yes.

32. Has anyone ever called you perfect before?
Surprisingly yes.

33. What song is stuck in your head?
Head, shoulders, knees, and toes.

34. Someone knocks on your window at 2am, who do you want it to be?
Scarlett

35. Wanna have grandkids before you’re 50?
Oh hell no.

36. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
Eat.

37. Do you think too much or too little?
Moderation.

38. Do you smile a lot?
Bwhahahahahahahahahaha

39. Who was your last missed call on your Mobile phone?
Eli

40. Is there something you always wear?
Shirt.

41. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
In a meeting.

42. Did you have an exciting last weekend?
It was actually. Bought a musical instrument and enjoyed some beer.

43. Have you ever crawled through a window?
More times than I can remember.

44. Have you ever dyed your hair?
Yes.

45. Are you wearing a necklace?
No.

46. Are you an emotional person?
I can be.

47. What’s something that can always make you feel better?
Reading. Going for a nice drive. Boobs.

48. Will this weekend be a good one?
It might.

49. What do you want right now?
Bolivia

50. Have you ever worn the opposite sex’s clothing?
Yes and it was a fun Halloween.

51. Have you ever worked in a food place?
Does a movie theatre count?

52. Whats on your schedule for tomorrow?
Work. Gym.

53. Does anyone know your facebook password?
No and no one ever will.

"I’d refuse to take the test because everybody should damn well know that my body is a fucking temple!" - WIGSF