Aug 17, 2009


Damn it.

Damn it all.

My childhood crush has seemingly forsaken the goodness that is Wiwille and chose to love another. My love for this woman did sprout when I was a wee lad of eight and really never died. Sure my eye did stray a bit with Scarlett, Anne, and Grace, but Alyssa never left my heart.

I followed her career as best I could, from watching Who's the Boss on Tuesdays at 8p PST to Poison Ivy Part 2: Lily, cause clearly enough wasn't said in the first one, but she got all kinds of naked in it. I sat through Double Dragon which made me question if life was worth living. When my ex-girlfriend tuned to Charmed I made fun of her for watching such a show, but I sat down and watched it with her to make it look like I was all being nice and stuff. She knew exactly what I was doing. Yeah my ex is a smart gal.

I actually had this poster, which my parents were kind enough to buy for me, hanging in my room in my young teenage years:

And now my longtime crush has tied the knot, breaking the hearts of many including your author here. See where complying with restraining orders will get you?

"I feel a lot healthier when I'm having sex. Physically. I feel all these jitters when I wake up in the morning. Just energy jitters. I take vitamins, I work out every day. When I'm having sex, I don't have that." - Alyssa Milano

1 comment:

Miss Ash said...

Awww poor Wiwille, another one bites the dust!!

I remember both of those Poison Ivy movies....and they were know....a little on the dirty side. You need a classier girl ;)