Vince McMahon, chairman of the WWE, seems to be running out of ways of pushing the boundaries of good taste. Not content with using story lines of people mounting corpses, racially charged stereotypes of Arabs, porno actors posing as wrestlers, and officially giving the title of a group of his female employees (wrestlers) hoes, he now has brought on a new athlete...cough...cough...actor into the ring. The new person to be grazing the ring is none other than the almighty.Yes Jehovah will be throwing down in a tag team match. What's strange is that this time no seems to be raising a huge fit about it. Either no one watches that crap anymore, which I believe to be true, or no is surprised by how low that man will go to create something he deems "fresh". Maybe the radical right has finally taken the point of letting the man dig his own grave rather than start a huge controversy that'll only up his ratings.
As shallow a man as McMahon is I don't believe we'll see Muhammad in the ring any time soon. Maybe it's because he really does care about the Muslim world. Then again he may just be freaked out by the possibility of someone blowing themselves up in an arena during a Wrestlemania event. Not that any peace loving Muslim would do that. Only extremists would do that. (Insert any other disclaimer about how I just didn't lump the majority of Muslims with Hamas here...)
It would be so cool if the apocalypse came right when "God" stepped into the ring. I'm kind of strange that way.
"And Jehovah hath given commandment concerning thee, that no more of thy name be sown: out of the house of thy gods will I cut off the graven image and the molten image; I will make thy grave; for thou art vile." - Nahum 1:14
Forgive them, Father
No comments:
Post a Comment