Aug 3, 2007

Wiwille might just be a pansy.

I pride myself in being a manly drinker. I shy away from cheap beer, such as Budweiser or any Canadian mass produced piss water, preferring the stouts, porters, and the like. I do enjoy hard liquor such as cognac and whiskey, but fruity drinks are not my style.

In what's obviously a slow news day for some journalists someone decided to make a list of drinks men shouldn't order. While there's nothing surprising about the results one form of alcohol made me raise an eyebrow. The claim was that any drink that boasts whipped cream should never be ordered by anyone who thinks themselves as masculine. I have often ordered a Baileys and coffee, mostly without the whipped cream, but still I guess I'm a girly man.

It could be worse I guess. I could be a wine snob (Andrew) or consume bitch beer (Corey). Still those two guys sleep with more women than I do. Maybe I should be a connoisseur of feminine alcohol.

"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin

You should be ashamed to drink these.

5 comments:

Miss Ash said...

Maybe the article was reffering to the shot "blow job" that mainly women do. You have to fish the shot out of a glass filled with whipped cream sans hands.

rawbean said...

I should probably defend canadian beer, but I don't drink beer so who cares!

Scott said...

Well I guess you can rip on Canadian beer since you were in no way saying that US beer is better. I say bring on the whipped cream and offer it up as a conversation starter.

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whatigotsofar said...

I'm not going to defend mass produced Canadian piss water. But I will say this, some beers sold in the US are actually brewed differently than the very same brand sold anywhere else in the world. Regardless, there are some good Canadian beers, they just aren't called Molson or Labatt.

Drink Jack Daniels.

passenger said...

quote

"I pride myself in being a manly drinker".

There'll be plenty of Manly drinkers out on the peninsula tonight,drowning their sorrows as their team goes down to the Melbourne Storm in the NRL grand final.