Dec 10, 2007

My season is over.

After squeaking into the playoffs I played the first round in a lackluster if not out right damn ridiculous game. Coaches were starting and benching my fantasy football players which lead to a rousing defeat for the Nashville Tax Burdens. I'd like to personally thank each and every NFL coach that was responsible for my loss and by thank them I mean shove my foot in their ass while explaining how I engaged in a fun filled evening of sodomy with their mistresses.

It was an interesting season plagued with injuries, but really I can't complain too much considering how well I did. There's still much to look forward to in the NFL season such as playoffs, waiting to see if New England does indeed go undefeated, and of course Super Bowl.

Oh I almost forgot cheerleaders. I must be getting old.

"I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious." - Vince Lombardi


Grace said...

Better luck next season. Meanwhile, there's always hockey :D

Miss Ash said...

Fantasy Football makes me laugh!! It just sounds so ridiculous, like some bizzaro sci fi thing.

whatigotsofar said...

Can't win 'em all dude. Besides, this has been a bad year for fantasy football. A lot of stat oriented players had off years while a some players were huge surprises.

Really, who saw Adrian Peterson coming?


Scott said...

I am hanging on by the skin of my teeth in my league still. Next week decides the playoffs!