Word up.

Last night the wife had an idea. She wanted to purchase the Kinect and buy a dance game. We made our way to purchase some goods and bought Dance Central for it.

The wife was organizing the new file cabinet while I cleaned my little man cave (which has been decorated by the wife) and set up the motion sensor controller. After a brief tutorial on how to use it I put in the Dance Central disk.

Now I can game. I enjoy some time alone to play a good challenging and fun video game and I was sure this would be no different. I'm good at everything I do anyways. How hard could it be?

It was so difficult I couldn't even pass the dance tutorials. The DJ even commented on how I sucked and that I need practice doing the simplest of moves. Luckily the wife wasn't around to laugh at my suckage. She can dance, but she married someone who hasn't fulfilled the art of hip hop moves. I finally found a game she can easily kick my ass at, well besides Big Buck Hunter.

"I don't know; it just seemed like the cooler guys are playing Xbox. At least the ones I know." - Liz Phair