
I'm of the firm belief that to get more people interested in the political process is provide potential voters with one thing and that is cleavage. With all the attention Obama has been getting for being mildly attractive it makes sense that boobies are the key to making an informed decision at the polls.
The great minds at TheHill.com tend to agree with my theory by making a list of the 50 most beautiful people on Capitol Hill. Most images on CSPAN are of 40 year old balding fat guys who don't age well due to daily visits to their local high class brothel/cocaine dealer which would lead most mildly interested political fans to think that D.C. is populated by nothing but angry looking trolls.
Well they may be right. There are quite a few hot people on this list for sure(Betsy Barrett being my personal fave), but Nancy Pelosi made number 4. Number f*ing four. I'm amazed she even made the list at all. Is our nation's capital just nothing but ugly people grasping for power cause they were picked on in school?
"The thing about D.C. is it's not Miami or New York where there are all these hot people everywhere. I'm cute by New York standards, but when I came here, my stock just shot up fast." - Jessica Cutler
50 Most Beautiful People on Capitol Hill - Top 10
2 comments:
Goddamn, seeing an attractive Republican woman just tears me apart. That's why my favorites off that list are Kathleen Taylor and Jessica Smith. Although I'd overlook the Republican thing for a shot at the Muller sisters - holy jebus they are hot.
Ummm hello Guy Lipa and Orlando Harrison....both Democrats :)
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