Wiwille receives suedo porn.

For the life of me I will never figure out why some of the strangest incidents happen to me at the gym. Between naked shavers, nude singing old men, random boobage, and whiny teenagers I seem to see it all where I work out. Oh and there's more. Type in 'gym' in the search field of this blog and see what I'm talking about.

While it is entertaining for sure I'm a simple guy and like my workouts to be productive. I go there, hit the elliptical trainer, lift some weights, shower, then go home. You would think that's all there really is to getting some exercise at a fitness facility, but no not the one I attend.

I finished my workout and found a cover of a Playboy magazine featuring the 'Girls Next Door', Hef's infamous girlfriends, on my windshield. Nothing else. There were no articles or other pictures (not that I would look at them anyways...yeah). Just one page and that being the cover.

I'm totally stumped as to who would possibly do this. Is someone teasing me? Is this some strange promotion by Playboy enterprises? Are the employees on the staff telling me I need to work out more to possibly even consider sleeping with girls who look like that? Is it as random as I think it is?

I wish I could get to the bottom of this, but there were few clues as to who would grant me a Playboy magazine cover on my car.

"The major civilizing force in the world is not religion, it is sex." - Hugh Hefner