Unbeknownst to me this week is National Orgasm week. Yes folks it's time to honor sexual stimuli and I hope you do it well. I'm doing my part by making women all over wet themselves at the simple sight of my Brad Pittesque good looks.
Well I guess I've been slacking in my ignorance so I have to make up for my lack of...err...release the last couple of days. Actually does it count if you don't have a partner? It does? Sweet then I'm all good. The best part of quality time alone is I know there's no faking it. Not that that's ever happened to me. Nope no sir.
I wish this would come more than once a year. (Zing!)
I don't think my boss would appreciate me decorating my cubicle for this. Okay I'll stop now.
"I heard that chivalry was dead, but I think it's just got a bad flue." - Meg Ryan
Ohhh-verhaul your sex life