Nov 7, 2007

The results are in.

Democracy rules here on Erik's Ramblings as election officials stayed up late into the night to tally all ballots. Exhausted by the flood of ballots the pollsters kept themselves up by drinking large quantities of Red Bull and eating Lemonheads. Wiwille has an exclusive first look into the results.

Proposition 1: Erik's Ramblings needs more Scarlett Johannson. 4 yes, 2 no, 1 abstaining. This will be a difficult challenge for the creative body behind Erik's Ramblings as the lovely Scarlett is hardly in the news and really what more can be said about her that hasn't already? Then again I love posting pics of her regardless if it has anything to do with the post or not.

Proposition 2: Wiwille is an ego-centric asshole who needs to stop convincing his two readers that he can write. 0 yes, 7 no, 1 abstaining.

Proposition 3: Wiwille's taste in movies are a big bag of ass and as such a disclaimer should be written before each review. 1 yes, 7 no. No disclaimer will be posted.

Proposition 4: Wiwille needs to spend less time on Erik's Ramblings and more on the group effort that is Billy Ocean: Student Council Treasurer. 0 yes, 7 no, 1 abstaining. BOSCT seems to be struggling. Even the founding father Will is hardly contributing anymore, but I will still post from time to time.

Proposition 5: Wiwille needs to write more posts while drunk, possibly naked. Amendment: Wiwille needs to drink more beer. 8 yes, 0 no. Finally a consensus. Readers do believe I must consume more alcohol and write about my inebriated state. There was a split amongst two readers though. One requested I don't post any pictures of any possible nudity of myself, the other thought otherwise.

Proposition 6: More politics, less youtube video. 1 yes, 6 no, 1 ballot seems to be torn. I guess people are tired of hearing about my rants concerning foreign affairs.

Proposition 7: Wiwille needs to respond to comments made. 5 yes, 2 no, 1 ballot is indifferent. I used to respond to comments, but after a lot of thought (okay two minutes worth) I decided it may be best to have readers give the last word. Apparently my commenters think differently so look for some responses in the future.

Proposition 8: More boobies. 4 yes, 2 no, 1 undecided. Pretty much split down gender lines, readers of Erik's Ramblings seem to want some boobage in this blog. I should start posting pics of my own man boobs.

"I have always strived to vote in a way that is in the best interest of all Americans." - Joe Baca


whatigotsofar said...

Whooh there. Since when are man boobs boobies? Man boobs are man boobs. Boobies are boobies. They aren't the same thing. Yay for boobies, nay for man boobs.

Miss Ash said...

Yes pics of man boobs are good umm well if they don't quite resemble women's it's all good. If they are Peter Griffenesque then maybe not.

Anonymous said...

Aw man, why the hate-on for BOSCT? Sure, I've been lagging on my posts, but it's a 5-man blog!

I think I just get bummed out when I look at the stats each day and see that some stupid story about horse fucking is always top of the leaderboard for views.

w. tuck, esquire

Wiwille said...

WIGSF - I appreciate the feedback.

Miss Ash - Well i think posting a review of my own man boobs is in order.

W. Tuck, esquire - No hate intended for BOSCT as I'm a big fan of the blog, but I'm struggling to fnd appropriate content. It appears that I'm not alone. As you stated most of the hits are from people interested in animal porn. Speaking of which if you hate that post so much just delete it. Since you're the handsome one out of the five I think you should have that authority.

Rowie said...

Review of the man boobs? Am tempted to offer my critiquing services.... ;)