Yes folks it's that time of year again. Important state ballots are awaiting you at your local polling station so please take some time out today to help decided the direction our state will be going. Yes this may require you to miss some Friends reruns and/or time spent abusing your children, but the fiscal future of your beloved state is in your hands. Vote and vote wisely.If you're unsure of how exactly you want to cast your ballots feel free to call Wiwille, cause since I know everything I'll be happy to assist you in your polling needs.
Given it's that wonderful time of the year of civic service I do believe some polling on Erik's Ramblings is due. Your votes on my blog will help determine the future of my useless rants as well as my mental stability.
(All votes are subject to veto and possible violent retribution. Wiwille assumes no responsibility for any promise broken. All ballots that are deemed dumb by the author of this blog will be mocked for online amusement. All complaints should be directed to my campaign spokesperson/bodyguard Mattbear. Recounts and election procedures will be reviewed and ruled by Wiwille's Supreme Court consisting of judges Alyssa, Rawbean, Miss Ash, Scott, and WIGSF. Communications director Big Ben will field all press inquiries and requests for big breasted strippers.)
Proposition 1: Erik's Ramblings needs more Scarlett Johannson. Yes/No
Proposition 2: Wiwille is an ego-centric asshole who needs to stop convincing his two readers that he can write. Yes/No
Proposition 3: Wiwille's taste in movies are a big bag of ass and as such a disclaimer should be written before each review. Yes/No
Proposition 4: Wiwille needs to spend less time on Erik's Ramblings and more on the group effort that is Billy Ocean: Student Council Treasurer. Yes/No
Proposition 5: Wiwille needs to write more posts while drunk, possibly naked. Amendment: Wiwille needs to drink more beer. Yes/No
Proposition 6: More politics, less youtube video. Yes/No
Proposition 7: Wiwille needs to respond to comments made. Yes/No
Proposition 8: More boobies. Yes/No
I think that's enough for this election cycle. Remember to do your civic duty this Tuesday.
"Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost." - John Quincy Adams
9 comments:
1 - spoiled ballot
2 - spoiled ballot
3 - No
4 - spoiled ballot
5 - Yes
6 - Yes
7 - Yes
8 - YES!
I get to be campaign spokesperson/bodyguard? Woohoo! Time to break out the 2x4!
Hey, that might come in handy with the bodyguarding part, too.
Prop 1, More Scarlett? Yes. Is there a column for "Hell yes" on this ballot?
Prop 2, ego-centric asshole? No. You're not that ego-centric.
Prop 3, bad taste in movies? No. It's pretty decent.
Prop 4, Less time on your blog/more on BOSCT? No. you do as much on BOSCT as anybody else.
Prop 5, drunk/naked/beer postings? Yes. But for the love of god, please don't post any nude pictures of you. Or me.
Prop 6, More politics, less youtube? No.
Prop 7, respond to comments? Yes.
Prop 8, More boobies? Undecided. I like boobies, but I like being able to read your blog while I'm at work.
OK, here it goes
1: Yes!
2: No
3: Yes.
4: No. Don't waste your time.
5: Yes
6: No.
7: Yes.
8: Yes!!!!! More boobies.
Regarding number 3, I don't believe that your reviews are a "bag of ass", I just think it would be funny to have the statement before each review.
Christ. Reading down the list of yes/no answers sounds like an ex girlfriend I had.
1. Y
2. N
3. N
4. N
5. Y
6. N
7. N
8. N (yeah Right! - BOOOOOBIES!!! YES< YES< YES< )
#1 - Nay, she's hot as hell for sure but too much of one thing is never good.
#2 - No, I am sure you have at least three readers.
#3 - No. You have your moments but you do watch a lot of crap.
#4 - No, this blog rules!
#5 - Yes to the amendment, more beer is always good.
#6 - No...politics is fine and dandy but don't lose yourself in it. Yes, youtube is the shit.
#7 - Nah.
#8 - How about HELL YES! Boobies rule!
1 - Yay
2 - Nay
3 - Nay
4 - Nay
5 - Yay
6 - Nay, more Wild Turkey
7 - At his discreation
8 - Yay
So to get my votes in just under the wire:
1. No
2. No
3. No
4. No
5. Yes, Yes ;)
6. No
7. Yes
8. No (only on the grounds that I have my own, so need no others...sorry boys)
1. Can there be more Tyson Beckford as well?? If so then yes!
2. No
3. No I dig the movie reviews
4. No, i've never even read BOSCT
5. Umm yes and photos please :)
6. A mix of both is good
7. Yes
8. ummm not so much
1. no
2. no
3. no
4. no
5. YES
6. no
7. yes
8. no
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