Sep 16, 2008

Please tell me more.

Anyone that follows the news must feel inundated with all things Palin. Between coverage of hurricane devastation our nation's obsession with all things hockey mom is turning my stomach. It's like we haven't made up our minds yet about her qualifications to be one heartbeat away from the Presidency. Nope. We clearly need to hear about her all the time. Please mainstream media, please keep reminding us of the corruption scandals, pig with lipstick, and how Tina Fey was brilliant in her portrayal. It's really interesting.

I don't need to know what any of the other three stand on any particular issue. Oh and whatever's going on outside our borders is insignificant. I'm a mindless simpleton who will consume anything that has a pretty face. I can't be trusted to formulate an opinion of my own so while I'm not watching "When Animals Attack During High Speed Police Chases," please show us more segments of the scholar of the Bush Doctrine. The free market demands it. I'm sure everyone else feels the same.

Thank you for listening.

Actually I shouldn't blame the news for essentially bringing you information that you crave. I hate you all. Yes you too.

"And, you know, I say this, too, as the daughter of a science teacher. Growing up with being so privileged and blessed to be given a lot of information on, on both sides of the subject — creationism and evolution." - Sarah Palin

4 comments:

Scott said...

Haha, I love it. I hate you all too, but in a good way.

Claire said...

As we say in Alaska....another great post. :-)

Cxx

JLee said...

I'm sick of it too and I heard a reporter ask someone "are you voting for Palin" as if she is running for President. Then the media keeps acting as if McCain is going to keel over at any minute. Geez, the guy's mom is 96, so he's got a few more years anyway! lol

sitsinfrontofyou said...

If Dick Cheney can last eight years, then so can McCain! Seriously, is Dick alright? I haven't seen him in the media recently...