Since this blog is known for bringing you information that is critical to your interests, if not survival, I was reading an article from some men's targeted website about breasts. The Pulitzer quality journalism that is AskMen.com lists five things about the juggulars that you may be unaware of. This information is relevant to my interests.So in doing the lord's work I have listed the five facts that may surprise you:
1- Women with breast implants are more likely to suicide: I've heard about this before. I guess women who are likely to get implants usually have a string of mental disorders and body image issues. Poor gals.
2- Some women can reach orgasm via breast stimulation: This is rare, but I can say is accurate. Makes the work of a man all that much easier.
3- Breast fetishism is considered a psychiatric disorder: I guess I really need therapy...like right now. I never actually considered it a fetish and damn them for calling it that. Just how many anti-depressants would it take to get rid of this 'disorder'? Do I really want to be cured?
4- Statistically the left one is bigger: I'm going to start measuring in the name of science. I'll accept any volunteers. Pervert you say? This is research ladies. You wouldn't want to halt progress now would you?
5- Men can also lactate: Yuck.
"Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid." - Dave Barry
5 Things You Didn't Know About Breasts
9 comments:
It's nice to know that as usual, I'm opposite the statistics. My right one is bigger. No women naturally has symmetrical breasts--- just thought you should know.
I was told the right one is usually smaller because most women are right-handed, which of course makes this your more dominant side with stronger muscle tone and definition...the left one is the chubby twin, nothing wrong with a little more fluff!
Hahaha...lol Erick you are tooo funny, but I will say the study seems very accurate. Good luck on your research. I love ta ta's I think there beautiful and I loooveee mine and am glad god grace me with a great pair. Hale to the ta ta's. lol
I don't believe #2 ... not for a seond.
As for #3....yup, that makes sense!
I had to do a double take I saw Miss A and didn't recall commenting on this post yet LOL.
That quote is pretty funny. If #3 is true, just about every man I've know has it.
I'll throw in a vote for the right side being larger then the left... on me at least. I think its just annoying that they cant be the same size honestly
I totally believe number 2. Or it could be my ego telling me number two exists and she wasnt faking for me to stop...d'oh.
Pink boyshorts are fetish... now a pair of chichis, well, they're just there...ok, adding one more fetish to the list...
So, which left? The observer or the beholder?
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