Since this blog is known for bringing you information that is critical to your interests, if not survival, I was reading an article from some men's targeted website about breasts. The Pulitzer quality journalism that is AskMen.com lists five things about the juggulars that you may be unaware of. This information is relevant to my interests.
So in doing the lord's work I have listed the five facts that may surprise you:
1- Women with breast implants are more likely to suicide: I've heard about this before. I guess women who are likely to get implants usually have a string of mental disorders and body image issues. Poor gals.
2- Some women can reach orgasm via breast stimulation: This is rare, but I can say is accurate. Makes the work of a man all that much easier.
3- Breast fetishism is considered a psychiatric disorder: I guess I really need therapy...like right now. I never actually considered it a fetish and damn them for calling it that. Just how many anti-depressants would it take to get rid of this 'disorder'? Do I really want to be cured?
4- Statistically the left one is bigger: I'm going to start measuring in the name of science. I'll accept any volunteers. Pervert you say? This is research ladies. You wouldn't want to halt progress now would you?
5- Men can also lactate: Yuck.
"Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid." - Dave Barry
5 Things You Didn't Know About Breasts