Miserabilis

Damn it.

Damn it all.

My childhood crush has seemingly forsaken the goodness that is Wiwille and chose to love another. My love for this woman did sprout when I was a wee lad of eight and really never died. Sure my eye did stray a bit with Scarlett, Anne, and Grace, but Alyssa never left my heart.

I followed her career as best I could, from watching Who's the Boss on Tuesdays at 8p PST to Poison Ivy Part 2: Lily, cause clearly enough wasn't said in the first one, but she got all kinds of naked in it. I sat through Double Dragon which made me question if life was worth living. When my ex-girlfriend tuned to Charmed I made fun of her for watching such a show, but I sat down and watched it with her to make it look like I was all being nice and stuff. She knew exactly what I was doing. Yeah my ex is a smart gal.

I actually had this poster, which my parents were kind enough to buy for me, hanging in my room in my young teenage years:

And now my longtime crush has tied the knot, breaking the hearts of many including your author here. See where complying with restraining orders will get you?

"I feel a lot healthier when I'm having sex. Physically. I feel all these jitters when I wake up in the morning. Just energy jitters. I take vitamins, I work out every day. When I'm having sex, I don't have that." - Alyssa Milano