Feb 25, 2011

He must be stopped.

As anyone who blogs knows anything you say on your little space on the sphere can be subject to scrutiny, for good or for ill. I'm very lucky in regards to the fact that I don't experience a lot of crazy or rude comments on this barely literate site. Still every now and then someone decides to click on the comments link and leave a baffling response. While I welcome points of view that are contrary to my own, no matter how passionate I may feel about the issue at hand, I do get some head scratchers.

Take for instance yesterday's post. It was a simple Thursday Music post that had little to do with anything other than how I discovered NIN and a song from 'The Social Network' soundtrack. Not surprisingly Miss Ash made a comment as she's a huge fan of Trent Reznor. Then came the below gem, which was promptly deleted by the author in question. Why is anyone's guess. Let's have a look at said comment, with my two bits in red.

BOYCOTT AMERICAN WOMEN
Why American men should boycott American women

http://boycottamericanwomen.blogspot.com/ (Nice plug there pal.)

I am an American man (The term 'man' should be used loosely), and I have decided to boycott American women (I'm sure they're heartbroken about this fact). In a nutshell, American women are the most likely to cheat on you (No. They're just more likely to cheat on you, not me.), to divorce you (Given that you write a hate fulled blog about how you despise native born women in the US, yeah it's pretty likely they'll leave your 3 inches of manhood for greener pastures), to get fat (So you're one of those guys who likes women with the body of a ten year old boy.), to steal half of your money in the divorce courts, don’t know how to cook or clean (Awe does someone miss his mommy?), don’t want to have children (Most guys I know don't see this as a problem. Then again they can be classified as real men.), etc. Therefore, what intelligent man would want to get involved with American women? (Oh I don't know, maybe a man who doesn't have mommy issues and meets a girl with similar values. Just a thought.)

American women are generally immature (Stop dating 19 year olds then), selfish (And your rant about how you want women to fit into a certain mold can be construed as what exactly?), extremely arrogant and self-centered (Most women I dated in my day were extremely insecure. They only act arrogant around you, because they're out of your league.), mentally unstable (This just in, this is not exclusive to American women. If you've traveled anywhere other than Canada you'd know this.), irresponsible, and highly unchaste (Unless you're trying to get in the pants of a nun who resides in Vatican city, chastity is a virtue little seen across our globe. Once you move out of your parents' basement you'd learn something.) The behavior of most American women is utterly disgusting, to say the least. (I wish this is the least you would say.)

This blog is my attempt to explain why I feel American women are inferior to foreign women (non-American women) (Thanks for clearing that up. I was confused for a second there), and why American men should boycott American women, and date/marry only foreign (non-American) women. (Look pal, I married an American woman and she's everything you'll never have, a good woman who loves me dearly. If you're having trouble meeting the right girl don't blame it on females, American or otherwise. There's only one constant in your failed attempts at love and that is you.)

BOYCOTT AMERICAN WOMEN! (Thank you for adding nothing to what this post is about. In my many years of blogging few have missed the point so far as yourself. It truly takes a special kind of douche to plug their illiterate material as your fine self has displayed.)

"These feminists have the blood of all of the hundreds of thousands of soldiers and civilians killed in Iraq/Afghanistan on their hands. May God save them from their sins." - BoycottAmericanWomen

5 comments:

wigsf3 said...

Boycotting American women. This is nothing new. Isn't that what that song American Woman is all about.
Now there's a Thursday music post for ya, the Guess Who.



Please don't force the Guess Who on unsuspecting followers of this blog.

Kelli said...

Oh boy, he's a keeper. The kind you keep in the basement for research purposes.

Claire said...

He spammed my class blog too. What a tool!

Brilliant retort!

Cxx

jewelrybyrebecca said...

URG!!! I know, that same jerk hit my blog today. What is up????
Well, if nothing else, after googling his site so I could give him my thoughts... I found you (and a few others hit by the mad man) anyway, I might just stick around for a spell. You seem really cool.

Miss Ash said...

I saw that .... I kinda wished he hated Canadian women as well LOL! Can you say weirdo!