I don't understand prostitution. I would never pay someone for sex even if they looked like Keira Knightley, Salma Hayek, or Grace Kelly. It's just not for me. Or maybe it's because I'm too poor to afford one that has a full set of teeth and is under the age of 47. Seriously I really don't understand the attraction of paying a girl to do down on you no matter how hot.
A man in the UK suddenly realized that he had no money to pay a hooker for her services. Rather than call her pimp for a beatdown the woman took matters into her own hands...err make that mouth. She did what any reasonable woman of the night would do. She bit his penis for about 45 seconds which landed the man onto the surgical table.
Let this be a lesson to all you. Well I don't think anyone who reads this actually pays for sex. Lapdances maybe. Phone sex...hmm...okay maybe once in high school on the speakerphone at a party before your girlfriend walked in on you guys listening in and laughing and wouldn't speak to you for a week and....uhhhh.
"Britney would make a better prostitute than Christina. She's thicker." - Snoop Dogg
Client needed op after prostitute bit penis