Dec 8, 2009

Rabidus

In news that's interesting to no one Iranian President Ahmadinejad has taken another step to boarding the crazy train. He has claimed he has documented evidence that the US is attempting to block the return of Mahdi, or El-Mahdi, Islam's chosen savior.

How our Federal Government is stopping the Islam's chosen one is unclear, because the president provides no evidence of this. Apparently he claims his country will be the one to pave the way for Mahdi and bring justice to the earth, something the great Satan wants to prohibit. So try and wrap your brain around the idea that Iran is the model of impartiality and truth. Try not to hurt yourself while doing so.

Given their nuclear ambitions, denial of the Holocaust, and the country's ideal of eradicating Israel this may be disturbing to most that follow news beyond Tiger Woods. Sleep tight folks. Since the end is near I should step up my game of sleeping with supermodels and planning my trip to space, cause life is short after all. I'm only human, of flesh and blood I'm made. I am just a man...

“We have documented proof that they believe that a descendant of the prophet of Islam will raise in these parts and he will dry the roots of all injustice in the world." - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

Ahmadinejad Reportedly Claims U.S. is Blocking Return of Mankind's Savior

3 comments:

Miss Ash said...

Well I just heard that that Bronsen guy is taking people up to space so you're in luck!!!

wigsf said...

If the US doesn't stop the coming of the savior, who will?

Anonymous said...

I've never seen more crazy than the Middle East.