You will hate me for posting this and I don't blame you.
I have finally found the worst song I've ever heard in my entire life. It's so awesomely bad it makes me long for the fine quality sound from a Winger album.
I'm not kidding folks. It's the 'Star Wars Holiday Special' of music. I know the Internet has given us some real gems such as Benny Lava, the guy singing about how Jesus is a friend of his, and the infamous Numa Numa, but this find is so awful my literary skills are too elementary to describe just how terrifying it is.
With that I bring you the worst song I've come across to date. If you make it through the entire video you deserve a medal.
"If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk." - Oscar Wilde