Jul 15, 2010

I find your lack of home disturbing.

This morning Kelly and I met at the design center to finalize all the fixtures, flooring, and what not for the home we're building. All of the upgrades and style was pre-picked by Kelly and her mother. I reviewed the materials and looked over the price and I agreed on what was chosen.

We walk into the appointment and meet the designer. We were her first customer she's ever worked with. The first question out of her mouth was directed at Kelly.

Designer: Is he agreeing with everything you say?
Kelly: Yes.
Designer: He's a good man.

This is not the first time she's heard this question in regards to this home, nor do I imagine it will be the last. Granted my idea of a perfect home would be to have the house designed as Darth Vader's helmet with slides from each bedroom heading towards the pool. There would be gatling gun turrets on each corner and a Millennium Falcon sandbox for our future children. Also, no house would be complete without a garage designed as the batcave.

Yes my new home needs a woman's touch and thank the maker I have it.

"I thought Star Wars was too wacky for the general public." - George Lucas


wigsf said...

Prepare for a slap-yourself-in-the-forehead moment.

You ready?



If you stayed in the Pacific Northwest, you could have built one of those Ewok or Wookie style tree-houses.

Adrian said...

Don't forget the moat.