The greatest invention ever. Ever I tell you.

Men, do you often find yourself not making eye contact with women during conversations? Do you feel your lack of self control over glancing at their chests makes you less of a person? Well now you have the perfect excuse.

Artist Amanda Dumas-Hernandez has invented a television bra. Yes that's one tube for each cup, both tuned to sports. I for one hail Amanda as a genius. If this doesn't get the Nobel prize I will declare the event useless. I mean Stephen Hawking is a smart guy and all, but nothing compared to the brilliance of this.

“I thought I’d give blokes something they love: breasts and TV in one.” - Amanda Dumas-Hernandez

Now for girls with a see-cup (scroll to second story for pic).

If only you were like this woman.

I've been skydiving recently and highly recommend it to everyone. It's a truly great experience that I hope to replicate soon.

I've been asking friends and acquaintances to do it, but most give me the excuse that a) they don't have the money b) they don't have the time and/or c) they're too scared. For all that are too frightened to complete the highly unnatural act I'd like to introduce Mary Armstrong.

Mary Armstrong is a 90 year old great grandmother who has recently taken her fourth tandem jump. How does it feel to know that this woman has more balls and a sense of adventure than you?

"It was lovely. It was a beautiful day for it and I can't wait to have another go." - Mary Armstrong

Granny, 90, goes sky-diving

Well at least there's no double standard anymore.

Yes ladies, and gay men, you now have your own little guilty pleasure. For years late night television viewers have seen infomercials for "Girls Gone Wild", a compilation of footage of college age women at spring break or Mardi Gras constantly showing their breasts for cameras much to the amusement of horny men with credit cards.

Now the tables have been turned apparently. About a week ago I was watching TV and saw an ad for "Guys Gone Wild". Same premise, different genitalia.

It's never really a good idea to get naked on camera as the notorious attention whore Paris Hilton once taught us. Men are usually much more inhibited about showing their manhood than women exposing the chests. I couldn't help to think how they get them to do it.

Enter Misty Nicole, pictured above, who is the producer of the penis laden footage. Her job is to approach cute guys who have no interest in running for politics and convince them that whipping out their wieners on camera is a good idea. Being as hot as she is it doesn't seem take a lot of coaxing on her part.

That's the thing about men. Give us enough drinks and a pretty girl can ask us to run in the freeway with our pants around our ankles to look for pennies she dropped and men will gladly line up do it. We're kind of stupid that way.

For some reason I don't think this will be a big seller with women. It may with the gay community; however I think a lot of sales will be gag gifts given to the one friend in the circle who's the butt of all jokes.

"It's like 'Jackass' but with naked frat boys. I would find the craziest group of guys, take my camera and start to film them." - Misty Nicole

Now guys also go wild for cameras

Why?

It's been almost a year since I started this blog and I was recently thinking about why I still continue to write in it. Tonight I came across a post by Rawbean which outlined her thoughts and blogs and the denizens of people who author them.

About a year ago I received news that my services were no longer required by my company and that my position was to be filled by someone working in India. During that time I was in the middle of shooting my second film, but with the layoff I considered halting production for monetary reasons. I still wanted a creative outlet, so I decided to create a blog to chronicle my experiences looking for work.

Within a month I was hired back by the same company and I resumed production on my short film. I considered dropping the blog, but instead found the experience cathartic as I got to express my opinions, whether they be PC or not, on any given subject I was feeling at that time. I was having fun writing about world events and my observations about the often mudane consumer lifestyle a lot of us lead. A whole two people read it so I thought I would at least keep my small audience entertained.

One day I started receiving comments on my blog. Most of them were from Matt; however there were a few from spammers. This got annoying real quick so I set up word verification to block them and the problem was solved.

One comment came from City Soul, my first from a stranger. The comment came with a picture of a hot girl in a studio shot so without even looking at the text I figured it was spam. Before I deleted it I glanced at the writing and thought to myself it may not be someone trying to enhance my breasts or sell me porn.

I went to City Soul's blog and realized it was legitimate. How she came across my blog I don't know, but I found her writings, which are themed after her life experience as a New York party girl coping with newly acquired suburban life, interesting enough to keep reading on a regular basis.

Through her I started reading other blogs on her blog roll and found an array of interesting characters, mainly Jinsane, author of Mind Blowing Insanity. After commenting on her blog and browsing through the list of her regular reads I found myself feeling almost insecure about my mildly literate rants. Blogs such as Scott's and Alyssa's dwarf mine as far as prose is concerned and I've never felt the design of Erik's Ramblings was really all that necessary. The main focus should always be on the writing. I happen to keep a job that has a low volume of work and when an idea strikes me I start to write it in here as quickly as possible before something actually important comes up.

Most of the blogs I read have a theme, but I keep mine random as that's who I am. I try to post as I think and do it with little editing. Some days you'll read about movies, other's about politics, love, art, or wacky things that have happened to me.

Autobiographies, like blogs, are mostly fiction whether the author's aware of it or not. While certain dates and events are accurate, the details are often skewed to either a) make the story entertaining b) leave out the points that make us look like lesser people c) try to convince someone that I am hung like a porn star, am fabulously wealthy, have the moral compass of the Dali Lahma, and date Salma Hayek. The filter we use to tell our tales can be subconsciously altered. There are three sides to every story. Your side, my side, and the truth. We don't have anyone fact checking this so none of us will be chewed out by Oprah if the accounts are stretched a bit.

The most interesting thing that happened to me since I entered this world of Blogger is when Time Magazine quoted me a while back which I still find funny. I mean a reputable news source taking a phrase from some over opinionated schlub like me is ripe with humor.

I noticed some bloggers really are admitted comment whores, but I don't really care if you comment or not, just as long as you enjoy it. This blog has mostly been for my benefit as every time I publish something I can't help but to imagine myself ten, twenty, even thirty years from now going back and reading this and thinking 'man what a messed up guy I was'. It is interesting to notice what subjects bring in the comments and what doesn't. If you read Mind Blowing Insanity you'll notice her comments go off the charts when she posts half naked pictures of herself. I do admire her bravery for showing skin on a weekly basis; however, as God as my witness I'll never post half naked pictures of myself to you, unless it's a mug shot or something funny.

Starting tonight I will for the first time ask for feedback from you dear readers. Yes I'm going to be a comment slut on this one. I seek guidance from all four of you who read Erik's Ramblings as to what it is you like to read about. Do you enjoy the political posts? Movies? Strange news stories? Personal insights on daily life? Or do you like the fact that it is random and you never know what topic you'll read about? Should I post more? Less? Longer posts? Shorter posts? More pics of hot women? More pics of hot men?

I appreciate any and all feedback concerning this as I'm interested in what you have to say. That is if I get any. If I don't I suppose I'll just have to go jump off a building naked with a big lip print on my ass.

"Bloggers are a unique breed. It's hard to explain blogs and bloggers to non-bloggers. When I say, "Yea there's this cool girl nonny from Ohio that I met through my blog" non-bloggers get creeped out. It's worse if you talk about someone from the opposite sex. I quickly explain that this isn't a glorified internet dating site (like myspace), but instead a creative outlet for fun people resulting in some good social networking." - Rawbean

Overrated films part 17.

A good comedy is truly hard to find nowadays. If a year goes by with at least two relatively decent comedies being released audiences are thrilled. I'm no exception really. Like most everyone I enjoy a good laugh, but I find that more of the funny is brought to television rather than the silver screen.

It's gotten so bad that when a mediocre comedy is released it gets hailed as brilliant. There never has been a better example of that than Old School. Sure the first 30 minutes were hilarious, but after the infamous Will Ferrell streaking scene the movie drags into mildly amusing jokes to rather long and dull sequences.

You've all seen the film so I won't even bother with a synopsis. It tries to be a classic in the stale genre of college comedies, but Animal House it isn't. It's a good movie in it's own right, but ask anyone of my generation and they'll quote it endlessly like it was Office Space or Swingers, both of which are far superior films. Old School was refreshing given that the genre of leave your brain-at-the-door honest laugh fests is slim; however the film as a whole can be a chore to sit through.

Sadly the same phenomena occurred with another Wilson brother/Vince Vaughn film a few years later, but I'll save that for another post.

"At its best, it's a hilarious celebration of the party-animal id that's always at odds with the Apollonian superego of the house payment and 401(k). But like our own wild nights of pouring liquid soap into the fountain, it's just as easily forgotten." - Jonathan R. Perry

Bring back the curves.

Given that I take little importance on personal appearance it would be arrogant of me to go on a rant about the state of celebrity skinny and it's affect on the health of our nation, but really has any of my posts been grounded in experience, knowledge, and/or an overwhelming sense of wisdom? No you say? Okay.

I'm going to go on one anyways. Would you expect anything less?

If anthropologists studied us only by our celebrities years from now their first questions would be what, if anything, did our women eat? When looking at a lot of women in the public spotlight it's logical to assume that weighing 100 lbs or less is in. To weigh 125 lbs means your a lard ass and will never achieve happiness.

I for one want it to stop. Right now. I mean end it. I'm sick and tired of the skinny look. There are millions of people like me. We won't take it anymore. I understand there are more pressing matters concerning the world body politic, but I'm going off on this one.

First it's a matter of taste. I like curves and 100 lb women don't have em. Well without implants that is and that seems to make matters worse. I like it when a woman looks like...well...a woman and not a 10 year old boy. I know men who do seem to be into the anerexic look and I've never understood it. If you don't like boobs and a shapely behind then you may want to think about if women are your actual focus.

Second it's just unhealthy. Who wants to put someone through all the physical pain of trying to achieve an almost impossible beauty standard? Men who expect women to starve themselves to the point of preferring females to stick a finger down their throat in the bathroom than to eat a tasty burger are dangerous and foul creatures. Guys you need therapy. Or a good beating. I'll be happy to help out with the latter.

Third there are selfish reasons such as the fact that I almost took it personally when Christina Ricci and Jennifer Connelly gave up their gorgeous curves in favor of a Kate Moss look. Sure I'll never meet these girls much less marry them, but damn I miss their look of old.

Fourth is I don't want another generation of girls looking up to these women as the standard. Granted the responsibility lies with the women as far as what they do to their bodies, but I cannot imagine what it's like being female and face the pressure of society demanding I look radiant at all times. It's got to be a nightmare for girls. Hell I don't even shave on a regular basis.

Now some may say we've always been obsessed with skinny, but the data shows that it's worse as time progresses. I recently read that 25 years ago models weighed an average of 8 percent less than the mean weight of women at that time. Now the peddlers of often ridiculous trends weigh 23 percent less than today's average female. Have women packed on that much weight in that time?

Kiera Knightley is one of the prettiest actresses out there, but I couldn't deal with being able to look at her and count all her rib bones. I just want to tell this to all women though. Men, at least real men, don't like to see your skeleton so eat a sandwich and quit your diet of ice, coffee, and no doz pills.

"And I'm happy that I'm not super skinny." - Alicia Keys

The shape we're in

Yeah because the name of the product is what entices you.

Thai government has put a ban on a condom called "Good Penetration" fearing it might lead youngsters to have more sex. Ladda Tangsupachai of the Cultural Watch Centre said this about the product:

"It could entice excessive consumption and lure children and youths with little maturity to start having sexual activities before their appropriate age."

I don't think a brand name of a condom could entice me to have sex more. I mean really if I saw one that said "Mammoth Stud Glove" I wouldn't rush out to bang someone. Then again I was a pretty strange teenager.

Seriously have adults become so out of touch that they honestly think that the act of sex is not stimuli enough for teens to get it on? Do they believe virgins see it on a shelf in a grocery store and think 'you know I wasn't going to engage in intercourse, but seeing that this condom guarantees it'll be good, why not?' I guess so.

No word on the 'Good Vibrations' vibrator. Sorry...lame joke.

"Good Penetration" condoms too racy for Thailand

Go in peace you whore of Babylon.

Being raised Catholic I became what Christians may call one of the frozen chosen. See Catholic ceremonies are really solemn compared to other denominations. My extended family that are practicing Christians belong to our Protestant, Presbertyrian, or Methodist brethren so I got some exposure to the more loud, energetic kind of worship when I would attend mass with them.

You won't see many Catholics preaching out on the street. It does happen, but they as a whole usually try to convert their inner circle before displaying their faith for the masses. I've come across many a preacher or member of an outspoken parish who have approached me on the street to spread their word. I guess given my look people must think my soul is in dire need of being saved.

In college I saw a few ministers passing out little New Testament Bibles. These were different as they contained just a section of the book. I still have my little Psalms Bible given to me by a preacher at Western. Some students complained about him, but I had to admire his conviction. The guy probably got a heap full of shit from people on a daily basis yet he continued to do his work to try and help people reach the kingdom of heaven.

There are some preachers, like the Rev Fred Phelps, who make me sick. Case in point is Gary Don Bowman. This man sued the University of Arkansas for restricting his right to free speech by only granting him five days to spread the word. Sounds reasonable since it is a public forum and he does have the right to spread his message. Given that you're reading this on my blog well you know there is more to this.

He was found calling students sluts, whores, and fags when he tried to convert people. Not only that he allegedly told youngsters that they were going to hell if they joined a fraternity or sorority. Not exactly the best method of getting people to believe Christ is king.

I hate it that these people even exist. People like him give more ammunition to the anti-Christian folk. If you're a religious person I suggest you pray for this guy.

"As also in all his epistles, speaking in them of these things, in which are some things hard to understand, which untaught and unstable people twist to their own destruction, as they do also the rest of the Scriptures. You therefore, beloved, since you know this beforehand, beware lest you also fall from your own steadfastness, being led away with the error of the wicked" - 2 Peter 3:16,17

Preacher Awarded Money in Lawsuit

I'm a dirty old man.

Today after a run to the grocery store I noticed some cheerleaders hosting a car wash in a parking lot near our town house complex. I thought to myself my car needs a good scrub so why the heck not.

I go into my place and start unloading groceries when my roommate appears.

"Hey man," I said. "Cheerleaders are having a car wash. We should go get ours washed."

"Dude," he said with a frown. "We're 31 years of age. They're way younger then us. If they're in high school that means they're like 15!"

"Oh yeah," I said. "I keep forgetting how old I am. I'm to the point of being a nasty old man. It's the same kind of guy my girlfriends in high school complained about."

"Yeah no one wants to be that guy," he replied.

"That guy ain't going to be me," I stated.

High school cheerleader car wash was a big event when I was a teenager, but now the fun is over. Back then my buddy and I would bring our cars in at the same time and watch the girls scrub the vehicles down. The girls knew what we were doing, but were kind enough to not care or they just simply enjoyed the attention.

I don't feel 31, but I need to start reminding myself on a constant basis that I am.

"If cheerleaders are so easy, why aren't you with one?" - Author Unknown

I should've been a newspaper editor.

Here is the best headline I've read in a long time: Shooting reported at firing range.

In other news people have been seen swimming in local pool, Ametuer blogger fights restraining order slapped on him by Scarlette Johansson, sun stubbornly still rises in the east, and Donald Rumsfeld believes the Iraqi insurgency is in it's last days.

"Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper." - Thomas Jefferson

Shooting reported at firing range

Yeah all the prayer is nice, but would you at least buy dinner first?

Congressman Ralph Hall (R) recently held a fundraiser that was attended by none other than House Speaker Dennis Hastert. In what seems to be a succesful night filled with the filthy rich throwing huge amounts of dough to protect their interests in less government regulations of off shore accounts, Mr Hall had this to say about our President:

"But we have a good president. I pray for him. Sometimes I'd like to pull down his britches and switch him, but I still love him."

Is there a market for political homo-erotica?

I'm not sure what removing people's clothing and switching jobs have to do with each other. Maybe if I really want a promotion I have to start pulling people's pants down. It seems only logical. My many attempts at getting a raise involved me rushing into my boss's office and doing a sexy dance to Abba songs. He actually gave me a pay cut the bastard.

“You can't leave politics out of anything that emanates from Washington, D.C." - Ralph Hall

Hastert makes N. Texas pitch for Rockwall rep

I'm not much of a wine person, but I'd buy this.

I have no hatred for the French. Yes it's fun to tease them as I'm sure they do us, but I've never been to their country so I really show no ill will towards our escargot loving, non armpit shaving allies. Plus I have to thank them for giving Jerry Lewis a reason to leave the country often as well as providing the world with the hottest anchor person ever. Oh and there's that whole Statue of Liberty thing.

Many Americans can't stand them for not wanting to go to a war that was started under false pretenses by a corrupt and incompetent Presidential administration, but I for one never got caught up in the whole 'freedom fries' mentality.

Suffering from overseas competition French wine sellers are now reduced to providing clever names for their wine in an attempt to boost sales. Of course this brings us to the manufacturing and distribution of the French wine 'Arrogant Frog'. Brilliant.

"I have tried to lift France out of the mud, but she will return to her errors and vomitings. I cannot prevent the French from being French." - Charles de Gaulle

Wine lake spawns 'Arrogant Frog'

A man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.

When viewing the conflicts all over the Middle East one has a difficult time separating fact from fiction. Living a comfortable life in the Northwest I feel disconnected from the pain the world is suffering and give trust, somewhat too much, in the media to act as the mouthpiece for the citizens who are trapped in global crisis.

When I see images of people who are living a life of agony I assume them to be true. I don't want to think that people would stoop so low as to pull my heart strings to try and further their agendas. Even being the cynic that I am I can't help but view the news with an overwhelming sense of sympathy for groups of people who are caught in the middle of a strife that is much larger than they may understand.

The current videos being displayed by Hezbollah allegedly staging a massacre made me angry. Am I too much of a softy to look at new objectively? Has my upbringing made me so naive to immediately assume the best from people?

For anyone who has any interest in the conflict in the Middle East, public relations, or the power of media you may find this video of the area the Palestinians call "Martyrs Junction" as fascinating as I did:

"I cannot recognize either the Palestinian state or the Israeli state. The Palestinians are idiots and the Israelis are idiots." - Muammar Qadhafi

He seemed to enjoy it.

It seems Jeff took the cube vandalism in good humor:

Part time Escalation Specialist, part time cube vandalism.

My boss sent me an email asking me to decorate a soon to be departing employee's cube. He provided the materials such as balloons, confetti, etc. Since I'm on a night shift and the employee's not here he correctly assumed Joe and I would have the time to dedicate to this.

We have effectively filled the entire cubicle with balloons. Since we didn't have a helium tank Joe and I relied on our lungs. I'm so dizzy I forgot who I was for a while and believed that Dr Phil is quality television. I almost even thought about getting a subscription to People magazine. My high school biology teacher was right. Cutting off air to the circulation makes you stupid.

I don't think I'll be asked to decorate again. After viewing the handy work I can only think of one thing and that is I'm so overpaid. The pic above is about 3/4 of the work we put into it.

Regardless I think all will get a kick out of it. Hopefully Jeff, the co-worker who's moving on to bigger and better things in this company, will take it better than the guy in the video below:

"In my 20s and 30s I usually wrote at night, roughly 10 PM to 4 AM, alone in my lit room, like a solitary balloon sailing through the night." - Donald E. Westlake

Things that make me glad I'm male.

A few weeks ago I was in the gym stretching before I jumped on the elliptical trainer. A couple of girls came up to me with a sheepish look.

"Do you use these things much?" the first one asked.

"Are you trying to tell me I'm fat?" I replied.

"No," she giggled. "I need some help. I've never been here before and was wondering how to use these things."

"Oh yeah," I said. "Sure it's pretty easy. I'll show you how it works."

The girls mounted the elliptical trainers and I showed them the various programs and how to adjust the resistance. I explained to them what I do as my daily workout and they seemed thankful.

"If you have any questions I'll be right next to you," I offered.

I started my routine, but I couldn't help think about the attire of the girl next to me. She was a short attractive girl and a little on the chunky side wearing tight pants and a top that showed more cleavage than I usually see at the beach. I mean this girl's top really left little to the imagination. My first thoughts were Corey would fall instantly in love with her.

I was watching the news on the monitor in front of me while the girls chatted away to themselves sometimes asking me questions about the gym. All of a sudden the girl next to me lets out a holler.

I stop my workout and look over and see her stuffing her breast back into her shirt. After my initial shock I turn away trying to at least keep a gentleman's appearance. She did notice that I witnessed the event though.

"I'm sorry," she stated with a red face. "I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sor..."

"Don't worry about it," I said. "Happens to me all the time." As God as my witness I really couldn't think of anything better to say.

After a nervous laugh and rearranging her anatomy to fit her attire she continued her work out. I was kind of surprised by this given the fact that if I inadvertently exposed my penis on the gym floor I'd probably be out of there quicker than boy who stumbled across a NAMBLA convention. Actually I'd just write out checks to the rest of the members to cover their therapy costs.

I look in the mirror in front of me and sure enough her boob popped out again.

"Eh....," I said nervously. "You seem to have a....."

"OH MY GOD," she screamed. I turned away again as she correct her cleavage problem.

"Oh my god I'm so sorry," she said. I turned to look at her and notice her eyes were starting to water. This time her friend was in near hysterics over the whole deal.

"It's okay," I said. "Maybe you should look into wearing a different shirt to the gym." I really have a keen eye for the obvious.

"I will look into that I promise," she said firmly "You won't have to look at my boobs from now on." She did seem to have a sense of humor given the situation.

I really started to feel bad for this girl. I don't have boobs so I have no idea what it's like for this to happen. Then again if I were a female and well gifted in the chest I probably wouldn't wear something like that to the gym.

To my surprise she again continued with her workout. Either this woman is not that shy or she's extremely committed to finishing her training. If you think this is the end of the story well welcome to my blog.

Her boob of course decided to roam free again. She screamed, which again brought all attention to her exposed chest. Her friend finally chimed in.

"Why the hell don't you just change your fucking top," she yelled. "No one here wants to see your tits."

I found this hilarious as I'm sure there were a few guys in there who wouldn't mind that image. Maybe some girls too. Not me of course, cause being the prude I am I hate looking at...yeah...well...I really can't convince myself of finishing that statement, cause I know it's a bald face lie.

The boob girl got frustrated and walked out. Her friend looked at me and shook her head.

"She does this all the time," she stated. "We went to the beach to go tanning over at Alki the other day and she wore this really small bikini that couldn't hold her boobs worth a damn."

Her friend seemed really angry about her companions multiple exposures. I guess I'd be embarrassed if I had a buddy who showed his pee pee a lot.

Actually I did have one in high school. For some reason that guy thought the world would end tomorrow if he didn't publicly expose himself. We were in a department store where they had cameras mounted on television where you could walk by and see yourself on TV. He being the modest dude he was whipped it out in front of the camera and we witnessed his manhood on no less than six different screens.

The rest of us started to bolt out of there while he came running after us screaming "I'm a porn star. I was on TV."

Yeah I digressed a bit. Sorry.

"I would never get a boob job. Those big-titted girls by the hotel poolsides? You just want to spit-shine them." - Juliette Lewis

Here we go again.

Bosnian Muslims have finally taken notice of South Park's portrayal of Mohammed in their episode Super Best Friends. The leader of the Bosnian Islamic Council had this to say:

"The broadcast (of the cartoon) is unacceptable and we condemn it and consider it to be a kind of provocation. According to Islamic tradition, the presentation of Prophet Mohammed or any other prophet is unacceptable, even if their presentation is not sarcastic but in positive light. The cartoon was even censored in the United States and that is what the local Bosnian television station should have done as well."

He seems to be confusing the Super Best Friends episode, which originally aired years ago and still continues to air with an uncensored image of the prophet, with the more recent Cartoon Wars episodes where Comedy Central decided to censor the image of the Muslim prophet after the riots. Funny how before the Danish cartoon riots they didn't care about parodying the "praised one", but afterwards they take a firm stand on being culturally sensitive. Of course they have no problem with continuing to mock Jesus.

Yes we may have another riot on our hands from people who can't handle having their faith mocked and may resort to extreme violence. Some would argue that because we have free speech doesn't mean we should say certain thing that may incite anger towards us.

I firmly disagree. Religion can and should be mocked. I deal with the mocking of my faith and some of my politics constantly and I accept it even if I don't like it. Why? Cause I'm a civilized person and I realize that religion is viewed largely as an ideology just like politics. Both should be targets for criticisms if only because it can bring about enlightened discussion of them. I'd rather have my faith being ridiculed constantly than to have people be too frightened to speak out.

Living in fear of saying anything that may seem offensive is hardly free expression.

Oh and why does everyone harp on Mel Gibson, which admittedly he deserves it, when the Rev Al Sharpton has made numerous anti-semitic statements? I mean Mel gets on the front page of every newspaper for his drunken antics, but Al gets the honor of speaking at the Democratic National Convention, an invitation to the White House, and the respect of millions. What's worse is Al made his comments sober.

Listed below is a clip of the episode, which I guess means I'm inciting rioters.

"This week, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi told his followers, via the Internet, that Islam is not compatible with democracy." - Linda Chavez



SOUTH PARK EPISODE INFURIATES BOSNIAN MUSLIMS

I wonder why people still risk it.

I've never been to a tanning salon in my life. Some people I know enjoy the comfort and privacy of tanning salons. When asked why they usually give the "I hate having tan lines" statement.

Well I really don't care about having tan lines considering I don't strut around naked a lot. The only people who see me naked on a regular basis are the guys at the gym locker room and I'll be damned if I'm going to go to great lengths to impress them. Luckily they haven't fled in terror at the site of me unclothed.

A man was arrested today for secretly videotaping naked clients at his tanning salon. Considering how often this happens is my stance on not going to tanning salons really all that crazy? Should I risk having the image of my naked body for the amusement of some desperate middle aged man, who can't seem to get enough nudity from the internet, really worth not having tan lines? Should I be flattered that someone actually enjoys looking at me in the buff?

Eh I think I'll go with the tan lines.

"They built these little tanning booths for Brooke and I to do nothing but lay down and tan all over." - Christopher Atkins

Texas salon owner charged with videotaping customers in tanning booth

May the Lord protect and defend you. May He always shield you from shame. May you come to be. In Israel a shining name.

I've been reading a bit about how Mel Gibson's career may be ruined by his drunken anti-Semitic rant in Malibu. I hear rumors that his career may be over and Hollywood may never forgive him for his behavior.

Now I respect a lot of Mel Gibson's work as a director and actor, but I can't condone this kind of activity. I'm not sure if I should take a stand and not view his movies anymore. Should the acts of the man come before my enjoyment of his art?

At least he didn't drug and anal rape a 13 year old. That sure would end someone's career in Hollywood. I mean who the hell would want to go see a film made by someone who did such an unspeakable act? Oh wait....

"If you have a great passion it seems that the logical thing is to see the fruit of it, and the fruit are children." - Roman Polanski

How we hate to be inconvenienced.

I just got back from watching "An Inconvenient Truth" with a friend of mine. My buddy is very passionate about Al Gore, so much that he cried during Gore's 2000 concession speech. We talked our normal breed of politics over beers before the film and I waxed a little about the movie we were about to see. The problem I have with watching films concerning science is that I'm not educated enough to really counter any false information being thrown at me. When I view something on the History Channel I can easily point out certain mistruths or debunk certain points of view on our historical figures. In films like these I have to give some amount of trust to the experts.

That being said I loved the film. It frightened me and at the same time gave me hope. It made me laugh, but it did scare me to a large extent.

The presentation Al Gore gave was compelling, but it wasn't his data that scares me. It's the attitude of our collective that gives me worry. I know that no matter how many times Al or anyone presents material of this nature people, at least where I live, will simply pass it off as propaganda or worse ignore it completely.

I was pumping gas a few weeks ago while a guy next to me was filling up his SUV. He then posed a question to me:

"How much does it cost to fill that up?" he asked. I drive a 02 VW GTI which seemed to peak his curiosity.

"Well I use the highest octane, so about 40 bucks," I answered. "It would be about $30 if I chose a lower octane."

"Wow," he said as he shook his head. "You know how much it takes to fill this thing up?"

"I'm guessing $60?"

"Try $80."

"Wow," I replied with a sincere look of mild shock. "80 bucks? Is it really worth it?"

"I take it over the pass a lot so I need something good in snow," he stated giving his excuses.

"Yeah but couldn't you get a Subaru or a Volvo that can handle snow well for cheaper?"

"True, but when I drive my family with this thing I know if I get hit we'll all be safe."

"Nothing like piece of mind."

"There sure isn't kid. Have a good day," he said as he climbed into his automotive beast. He drove away with the confidence ensured that he would likely survive a wreck much better than I would and that was all the excuse he needed to justify his environmental and economical demon.

Entire industries are created because of 'piece of mind'. We have our military, insurance, law enforcement, and even psychics, but when will our environment become a factor? Probably when it's too late.

"We must make the rescue of the environment the central organizing principle for civilization." - Al Gore