Aug 1, 2006

I wonder why people still risk it.

I've never been to a tanning salon in my life. Some people I know enjoy the comfort and privacy of tanning salons. When asked why they usually give the "I hate having tan lines" statement.

Well I really don't care about having tan lines considering I don't strut around naked a lot. The only people who see me naked on a regular basis are the guys at the gym locker room and I'll be damned if I'm going to go to great lengths to impress them. Luckily they haven't fled in terror at the site of me unclothed.

A man was arrested today for secretly videotaping naked clients at his tanning salon. Considering how often this happens is my stance on not going to tanning salons really all that crazy? Should I risk having the image of my naked body for the amusement of some desperate middle aged man, who can't seem to get enough nudity from the internet, really worth not having tan lines? Should I be flattered that someone actually enjoys looking at me in the buff?

Eh I think I'll go with the tan lines.

"They built these little tanning booths for Brooke and I to do nothing but lay down and tan all over." - Christopher Atkins

Texas salon owner charged with videotaping customers in tanning booth


Grace said...

Hehe, that's funny. I'm with you though, I've never been to a tanning salon either. But really though, tanning out in the sun doesn't necessarily mean getting tan lines... ;)

Wiwille said...

Grace - True, but it can mean to an arrest.