I had a conversation with a customer tonight that was transferred to me for reasons unknown. I was assisting her with something and she decided to make small talk. Here is how the conversation went:
Customer: I saw a guy called Borat tonight on TV. Are you familiar with him?
Me: Yes I am.
Customer: Do you think the guy's for real?
Me: I'm sorry?
Customer: Like is he really from that country?
Me: No mam he's not from Kazakhstan. It's just a comedian doing a schtick. He actually had a show called 'Da Ali G Show' a while back. It's just one of his many characters.
Customer (to husband): Honey apparently the guy's not real.
Husband: Yeah I thought so.
I should've told her Borat was real and Homeland Security is now investigating him under suspicion of espionage. They probably would've bought it.
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